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Chanel Pre-Fall 2011: Can you say "perfection"? Can you say "opulent"?

2010-12-08T20:38:00.000-08:00

It's Chanel time, bitches!!

Ugh, what exactly is there to say about the latest Chanel Pre-Fall 2011 collection? PLENTY. First of all, it's evidently opulent. It exudes it tremendously. The golds, the sequins, the metallics, the jewels, the styling....everything about it exuded pure luxury. The Byzantine inspiration was indeed a perfect match for Chanel. Lagerfeld made it an inspiration that appealed not only by referencing the history of the Bynzantine culture, but by appealing totally and completely modern perspective. I also loved how there was a underlying nonchalant bohemian vibe going on in here, which I felt was evident in the slouchy corduroy pants (a must have for me next fall/winter). I also love how within the collection, you could tell there was a dash of previous Chanel collections like the London & Russian Pre-Fall collections in there (two of my personal faves). Being more of a stylist than anything, I was in complete bliss looking at how everything was styled, especially putting sandals on the models. It's not everyday we see a Pre-Fall collection that has sandals, which obviously has it's spring/summer connotation. I'm also lusting over the hair and the crown each model had adorned on their hair. It had a complete princess-esque vibe about them, which I loved. I loved the tweed, the metallics, the corduroy pieces, the usage of black, the shoes, and everything else about it. The byzantine's opulent history mixed with Chanel's chic aesthetic cause Karl to make a Pre-Fall collections that I know I'll be raving for a VERY long time. Btw, here are my absolute favorite looks from the collection that I'd love to wear with some good ol' commentary:

Ugh, I'm lusting over the opening look. Absolutely effortless and chic. Plus, It's all black adorned with metallic pieces here and there. Just loves it. I'm adoring Natasha's tweed look. Btw, she looks AMAZING with the new hair color.

Love the left look A LOT. All the gold + black= bliss. Gold is the new black y'all. I love Sasha's sweater top. Especially the embroidery on it.

Aline's dress is cute, but I'm IN LOVE with Karmen's all black look. Black skinnies, that black coat, with all those luxurious necklaces! ugh, loves. Plus, it's so nonchalant with those sandals, which I love.

Freja's look is definitely my favorite look from the whole collection. I just love everything about it. Makes me want to get corduroy pants, add a button up, and just mince down the streets with an adorned headband. I'm lusting over Iselin's look. I'll love anything with skinny pants.

Gorgeous tweed suit on Sigrid. Natasha's looks is so effortless, chic, and luxurious.

I'm head over heels for Aline's look. I neeed those gloves, like asap. Anna's looks is impeccable as well.

The short dresses were alright, but one of my absolute favorites was this one on Milana. All black with some texture. Karmen's is something i'd so wear to a nice evening dinner with my papi chulo, no?

Oh gawd, Iselin's black and white dress is perfection! Btw, this sheer dress on Caroline neeeeeds to be worn on any red carpet event. It's soo glamourous!

The last two looks were instant favorites. Especially Snejana's, which has to be my absolute top second favorite look.

One word, bitches: OPULENT!

My Lanvin for H&M Experience. One Word: HECTIC

2010-11-29T19:31:00.000-08:00

Yes, the one word to describe it would indeed be "hectic", but so worth it.

Ugh, unfortunately the pictures I took at the actual event were deleted off my phone by accident. Nonetheless, I do have pictures to showcase what I actually bought. Like, duh. Anyways, so the night before, I went to my friend's birthday party because since I'm such a loyal friend to friends, I can't say "no" when they tell me to do things. Especially if it's attending a birthday party. So I went to my friend's party, she puked, I got drunk, I did something quite "nasty" (no, nothing sexual. Let's just say it required me to smell something quite gross), and well I ended up home around 11:30 (hello, I had to wake up the next morning at around 6!). Yeah, 6:00 am my ass! I woke up at fucking 10:00! ugh, I had this whole plan of waking up early, getting ready, and actually trying to arrive around 7ish so I could purchase the better goods asap. So I get there and it's already all fucking full. They tell me I have to wait till 1:00 pm when it's available to everyone because everyone that got around 7ish am at the store got wrist bands that allowed them to enter the store at specific times to shop. Ugh, my fucking luck. I then checked out the menswear, which was openly available, but unfortunately, nothing remotely chic was still left. I just took 2 of the womenswear t-shirts they had out on display for myself. I then chatted with a handful of chic women, one who happened to have those gorge Prada menswear studded laceups from fall/winter 2009 and a Burberry Prorsum Fall/Winter 2010 coat with a gorgeous iconic Hermes Birken bag. Finally 1:00 pm came and I was in front of everyone and went straight for the necklace because that's initially what I exactly wanted, which also included the t-shirts which I had in my hands. I then realized the blazer, the black one with jeweled buttons, needed to be mine. One of the workers was about to make an announcement about having one more blazer and myself, almost as if I were a shark in a pool of sharks with just one meal available to sustain one shark, grabbed that damn fucking blazer like it was everything! I then went to pay and realized I only had $60 with me!! So not enough to purchase everything. I then called everybody I could to help me. I was persistent in making all these phone calls and almost seemed delusional thinking somebody from my family was going to come all the damn way to the Beverly Center to lend me cash but no one came :(. I then, right then and there, went to the corner and cried! Yes, tears began to roll down my cheeks and I began to cry! ok, I wasn't completely having a disastrous crying moment, but a few tears came down. Before crying, I tried on the blazer and it felt soooooo perfect on me! I swear, out of all the collaborations H&M had, this one has to be the best so far. The blazer was absolutely exquisite. So freaking beautiful. I had this idea of wearing it with a white t-shirt, my denim jeans, and my flat moccassins. I envisioned such a stylist outfit that I new would garner haters all around me. That's the power of Alber's clothes, they make you feel absolutely invincible. Knowing I was going to leave that blazer saddened me even more. So overall, I ended up leaving that beautiful blazer, those gorge t-shirts, and ended up taking that gorgeous necklace.

Isn't it absolutely stunning? Shockingly, I did black friday shopping after thanksgiving with one of my girlfriends like a week later and found one of the Lanvin t-shirts at my local H&M!!! thank the damn lordy, no?

Halla-motha'fucking-lujah!

Small Black-Photojournalist

2010-11-28T13:33:00.000-08:00

I'm OBSESSED with Small Black after hearing about them a while ago. I'm especially loving their song "Photojournalist".

Gotta love them.

The Lanvin for H&M Lookbook is Here!!!

2010-11-03T21:56:00.000-07:00

omfg, I'm like hyperventilating!!! omfg, so errbody knows that Lanvin is doing a collection for H&M with phenomenal prices and the lookbook is finally available! And another plus is that Irina Lazareanu, one of my all time favorite models, is modeling it all! Yes oh yes!

Including the looks above, these are all my favorite looks from the whole collection. Those necklaces, that sheer jacket, that faux fur jacket, and those t-shirts SO need to be mine. Just fabulous!

I'm head over heels for the pink/green flowered necklace. It's practically identical to the same necklace featured in the resort 2010 collection (which I LOVE). Both these looks below are just absolutely phenomenal. Chic, feminine, fierce, fabulous, and oh so pretty! That fur, those necklaces, ugh the colors!

omfg that yellow! ugh I'm so salivating at the moment. That red dress is purely pretty.

I swear, if I had a vagina and I wore dresses on a regular basis, i'd so get the yellow dress and the black sheer one below asap. I'm lusting over this tuxedo jacket and the t-shirt...

How can you have a Lanvin collection for H&M and not feature black? It's like absolutely cray cray. My favorite of these two is the first one. So chic and badass. The second one is quintessential Lanvin.

I liked these a lot too...

I love how I can look at any piece and pin point it to an almost exact replica from an actual Lanvin collection. I just love that! Seriously, Alber did a terrific job. It's true to his aesthetic for the label and that's absolutely amazing that it's being available to the masses for a terrific price. I'm just amazed by Alber!

ps. I'm DEFINITELY buying those sunnies. Hands down, one of the top things I need to buy. Lanvin SS07 much?

ps. I'm SO going to do another post about the actual pieces I'm really interested in purchasing.

Spirit Week & Homecoming! And Pose, Pump, Pose Y'all

2010-10-24T21:15:00.000-07:00

Well hello there! Let's make this post quick mkay! ugh, don't we look cute showing our school spirit?

Before homecoming, the typical school does "spirit week" and that's exactly what we did. I only dressed up for 3 of the days out of the 5 because the other were simply quite lame. First day was "twin day" and of course me and my favorite homegurlforever Amy decided to dress up the same! Stupid bitch only didn't really listen and decided at the last minute she wanted to wear boots so the whole matching shoes was so thrown out. Other than that, we were twins!

(vintage t-shirt, scarves (both) were a gift from a friend, jeans from pacsun, minnetonka moccasins, and H&M cardigan)

Later that week was "Blast from the Past" and so of course I SO had to do a little 80s moment. Flashdance anyone? Btw, it was so my fucking idea to do the 80s within my friends. I mean I so deserve the credit mkay.

(Jeans from Forever21, patent leather shoes from Aldo, vintage t-shirt, Pink sweatshirt from Urban Outfitters, headband from H&M, bracelet from Marc by Marc Jacobs)

ugh I love this picture...

btw, i was extremely running out of gas after school so I went to the gas station with my Amy. Trust me, judging from the photos below, I really have no idea how to put gas in my damn bmw..

Being gay, I HAD to take fucking photos. Who needs Steven Meisel when I got my handy dandy Indian homegurl and my iphone to take these gorge photos! And Snap!

Fast forward to homecoming. I hate football games, I really do, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to satisfy her homegurls. Plus, I had no other plans really lol. I had to put the quintessential yellow and red colors on my face...

and I posed more and more! I was helping out Key Club, so don't think i'm just some lazy fuck mkay lol.

This is where errrthang got worse.

I let key club borrow my car because apparently the guy that was going to lend our club his car for our homecoming parade totally like bailed out at like the last moment and that was such a problemo. Being the nice and caring person, I lent my car to be part of our school's homecoming parade for our club. Guess what happens, I get fucking dents from the dumbasses that sat up there and a ton of scratches. Oh, and this part on the side is sort of breaking off. Yeah, real fucking nice. oh, and did I mention that glue and glitter from the t-shirt I made got stuck to my sear in the car? ugh, I totally neglected everything and just went to have fun. After parking in the student parking lot, I had a quick little ciggie and a good ol' caramel iced macchiato.

Oh, and special people get into football games free thanks to nice math teachers they used to have last year ;D

Once I entered, I just met up with the girls and gossiped, talked about boys, got in fights with boys, became picture whores, and laughed the night away.

eww I look like I peeed here...

After homecoming, me and my gurl Cheetah (above in the far left) had a good ol' calorific adventure at Jack in the box and then called it a night. It was definitely a blast. Ugh, mucho mucho fun. and that's it bitches.

TTYL

Purple= To Help Support to End Bullying

2010-10-24T19:56:00.000-07:00

I just wanna point out that unfortunately there have been many suicides lately that have been the outcome of gay bullying and it's just unfortunate that the basis for these gay teenagers to end their lives all have been due to them enduring bullying just because of who they are. I, like 9 out of 10 gay teenagers, have endured bullying and it's definitely a struggle. I used to get bullied back in the day but I've learned to stick my head high and to not care at all what others think of me. Unfortunately, many of these teenagers had it more difficult and therefore they ended their lives. It's just absolutely horrid what's happening all across the nation. In support of ending bullying, I wore purple just like countless of others.

When will these countless of pathetic assholes stop bullying others just because of who they are. I mean really, it's appropriate to ridicule somebody just because they're different? ugh. I hope that plenty of others wore purple on last wednesday to show support.

Fall Formal is the hotness. And What It Do Booboo?

2010-10-19T21:38:00.002-07:00

Let's make this post quick and right to the point because there's only 24 fucking hours in a day and that's definitely not sufficient for muah. Anyways, don't I look cute at fall formal?

(Shoes by aldo, skinny pants by Gap, button down by J.Crew, vest by Alexander Wang, pearl and gold chain necklaces by forever 21, clear bangle by Dior Homme, belt by Dior Homme, and clutch by Marc by Marc Jacobs, and sunglasses are from this cheap place. Label whore much?)

I actually ended up getting my outfit at the last minute. Especially the Alexander Wang vest, which is the one Liu Wen wore at the Spring/Summer 2010 show. It was love at first sight so then I decided to work around it and WAHLA! the outcome was terrific. Errbody loved it.

We did pre-formal at my friend Sherry's fabulous home. Btw, her parents are fucking awesome. They were so welcoming. This is her below all the way to the right.

How can there be cameras and not pose at all? It'd be pure blasphemy. Work it honey..

This was our gorge limo...

As soon as I got there, I was finally reunited with my partner in crime/official faghag Amy! gotta love her, no?

Stupid bitch asked me for advice about the necklaces she was wearing and I clearly said "don't do it gurl it looks cheap compared to everything else you have" and guess what she does? she fucking wears the thin necklaces. They're not that visible in the above pic but whatever, she did what she did. Here's a picture with my gurl Andreina, which I'll take the full credit in influencing her to come. yes, she's one of those types. lmfao.

I loved how our theme was "Masquerade".

I hate how I didn't take a picture with a mask. I so would've done something ala Sasha at the Vogue Paris Ball pictured below:

After being on the main floor, me and the gals went upstairs for a while. Gotta love that there was a guy sucking on his girls tittay while upstairs. Eww much?

My gurl Katielicious and I took more photos:

By the end of the night, I looked like shit so I blurred my face while taking a picture with my gurl Dao (who btw was HELLA drunk). Gotta love her, no? Hhahaha

This is while going back to my friend Sherry's casa. Plus, i love the picture below for some reason.

After that, I drove back home and then had my sister drive me to an after party. If the picture below doesn't scream "gurl you little tispy huh" then I don't know what.

Yeah, let's just say I got a "little" tipsy. Shit, according to my friend Jesse, I was throwing pretzals while he was peeing and I was screaming out shit like "I wanna hit your wiener Jesse with these pretzals!". Lmfao, oh well. I was sooooo weak and tired the next day. Overall, I loved Fall Formal. I seriously wanna go back and do it all over again

ps. Trust me, there's plenty of pictures but I'm so lazy to post them all up here lol.

What Would I Wear Today: Dsquared SS11

2010-09-27T19:35:00.000-07:00

Particularly this look on Olga Sherer. Isn't it gorgeous?

Preppy, a little dash of menswear, and overall very chic. And let's add a gold clutch and we're good to go.

Hot Slut Of The Day: Sasha Pivovarova!!!

2010-09-27T19:33:00.000-07:00

She'll forever be a hot slut in my head forever and ever but it's extra special atm. Especially because she look oh so fucking fierce and radiant at Dsqaured while opening it. Who else could make that accidental dropping of the jacket look oh so fierce? Who? No one but Sasha. Just look at her opening below:

*sigh* so fierce at Dsquared.

Now, if you know somebody that doesn't love Sasha PUHLEASE slap them.

ok.

Thanks.

Runway Music 2011: Rag & Bone and Alexander Wang. NEEED!

2010-09-12T16:57:00.000-07:00

OMFG, ok, so Rag & Bone was soo unexpected but I NEEED the soundtrack. Let's strut to it like.....now.

and let's not forget Alexander Wang.....sooooo NEED it too. The collection is a little disappointing but whatever, let's pretend I'm Sun Fei Fei and I'm strutting to that song, mkay.

Richard Chai Love Spring/Summer 2011: Light and Fluid and Loads of Layering

2010-09-10T20:38:00.000-07:00

I'm absolutely head over heels over Richard Chai's Love line collection for the spring/summer 2011 season. It's definitely stunning. It's minimal, not pretentious, styled perfectly, and oh so nonchalant looking. Plus, there's this spirit of freshness it's evoking. My absolute favorite looks are:

Stunning. Plus, there's nothing like sheer and leather. Loves it.

Fashion's Night Out Fashion Show 2011

2010-09-10T19:33:00.000-07:00

Well here's the Fashions Night Out Fashion Show. Only slight problemos were how the models walked really quick and how everything was grouped altogether giving you barely any time to view anything and see anybody here. Shit, I could barely even recognize Anabela.

I did love the beginning, however. Especially girls like Sasha and such wearing the t-shirts with those gorge skirts.

And bravo! to the setting. Absolutely spectacular.

It's evident that Gisele "daaaaaaang Guuuurl" Bunchen was the main bitch of this. Ok fine, she did look extra duper fierce *sigh*.

and that's that y'all.

Somewhere

2010-09-10T19:17:00.000-07:00

I'm a big fan of Sofia Coppola's work so watching this movie is definitely necessary.

Some basic info about the movie from good ol' Wiki:

Stephen Dorff plays Johnny Marco, a Hollywood bad-boy stumbling through a life of excess at the Chateau Marmont when he receives an unexpected visit from his 11-year-old daughter, played by Elle Faning. Their meeting challenges his lifestyle and forces him to make necessary changes.

It's scheduled to be released on December 22, 2010. Can't wait!

Snejana's Showcard S/S 2011

2010-09-10T18:48:00.000-07:00

Fashion week is right underway so since the Alexander Wang show is tomorrow, I'm going to do my best to be your "quintessential Latina that prays for errrthang" so that my homegur Snej is there mkay. I mean she does have this GORGEOUS show card, which means she has to pop up somewhere, right?

*crosses fingers*

The Emmys 2010 Best Dressed!

2010-08-31T21:10:00.001-07:00

Omfg I somewhat feel shameful for not blogging in so long but hey, a gurl has some needs and that consists of shoppin' and partyin'. And some cock too, no? Oh I kid, but lets get back on track with blogging on the emmys. So who fucking looked flawless and deserves a big ol' hug from errbody?!?!? JANUARY JONES BITCHES! Well, in Atelier Versace spring/summer 2010 that is.

Same dress Kasia wore in the press release pictures. GORGEOUS

That metallic blue looks sensational on the red carpet. Bravo! LOVED Anna Paquin's Mcqueen dress.

Every asshole hated on my gurl Rita Wilson in that gorgeous Prada spring/summer 2010 number, but I fucking LOVED IT. Every inch of it was gorge. Especially those chandelier platforms.

Heidi Klum was a hot bitch. As usual.

Christina's dress was cute and nice as well and made her chichis look extra perdy..

and lets give a big "hoorah" for granny Betty White cause you know you'd want your abuelita to look "DAMN...." in a pastel number.

That's all. teehee.

Hot Slut Of The Day: Tom Hardy

2010-07-29T02:06:00.000-07:00

I'm 17 so it's no surprise that I'm one horny bitch (kidding teehee) but ummmm hot slut of the day goes to Tom Hardy and his hairy chichis. Ugh, JIZZING IN MY PANTS Y'ALL!!!!

Thanks to watching Inception, I just found the father of my baby. Fuck the bitch i've been eyeing around school, this mo'fucka is so hotness material. Thanks to perezito hilton for this lovely foto:

I die. Ugh, salivate. Now excuse me while I pretend I'm a 50's housewife and Tom is my movie producer husband while we have a chinese daughter named lingaling, who we adopted for a dollar and we're living in the good ol' suburbs of Cali with a fucking yorkie. Imagine....Just imagine.....*tear*

Thinspiration Slut Of The Day: Shu Pei at Dsquared Spring/Summer 2010

2010-07-29T01:47:00.000-07:00

Wtf, I never had a label for Shu Pei? wtf?!? Anyways, meet Shu Pei. I've been loving her since the Spring/Summer 2010 runways but homegurl is one of my top ten models I'm currently obsessed with. Plus, she has thinspiration written all over her. Plus, can she be anymore prettier??! (ugh I LOVED her at Prada SS10). Anyways, here's my asian homegurl at Dsquared Spring/Summer 2010.

Repeat after me: I NEED ARMS LIKE THAT. PERIOD.

Kelis-"Like You"

2010-07-29T01:31:00.000-07:00

And of course, because I'm a damn cock sucking mo'fucka, let's sing my favorite line:

"He's making me hot

or is it his cock"

ugh, I'm having a Kelis overload. Anyways, let's pretend we're Snejana Onopka and we're wearing this outfit from Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2007 (below) while mincing to the damn song k!?!?

And while we're mincing, my milkshake is bringing the boys to the yard. k.

Bingo Players Vs. Chocolate Puma: Touch Me (Original Mix)

2010-07-11T23:35:00.000-07:00

Touch me while I'm touching you

and

kiss me while I'm kissing you

and

love me while I'm loving you

and

do me while I'm doing you

ugh I'm obsessed with this song! OBSESSED! My newest runway sountrack bitches.

First heard it in the Modtv's Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2011 podcast. I swear, the music producer for Modtv deserves a blowjob or some fucking award cause his/or her music choices for their podcasts are always so splendid & orgasmic to hear.

Now, excuse me while I listen to my summer anthem and mince down the streets while I'm wearing some louis vuitton spring/summer 2010-esque outfit. kthanksbyw.

Shop Till You Drop: Latest Purchases

2010-07-02T22:20:00.000-07:00

Lots of new things to vent out here but let's start off with what i've bought recently. Shopping till I drop at Nordstrom, Prada, American Apparel, & Marc by Marc is the best therapy ever! Who needs fucking Dr.Drew or Dr.Phil when you can just splurge and get that natural high! amiright?!?

Let's start off fuckers with Nordstrom. Me and one of my dearest friend(well idk since we had a little "issue") went to the Electric Daisy Carnival here in sunny bright Cali so before I went, I decided to get me some cute moccassins for that event.

Never ever ever wear moccassins to a damn rave. I got stepped on so many fucking times and they were ruined by the end of the day. ewww. They also stretched out A LOT. Ugh.

I also made a recent trip to Marc By Marc Jacobs to get a few cheap things like this gem ring, lipstick pen, and a mirror compact.

I've also been in need of some exercising shorts so I got these cute ones at American Apparel.

They're actually swimming shorts but the guy *swoon* told me he'd recommend the swimming shorts for exercising since they offer more movement or something along the lines of that. Whatever, I got those cause they were the cutest ones.

As for the last thing I've recently bought, say hello to my latest child. I just had to get these Prada Spring/Summer 2010 runway glasses. Aren't they gorgeous?

Seen here on the runway:

I've been obsessing over these sunnies since ever! Just look at them, they're absolutely gorgeous:

Well that's that. I'll keep yah posted sluts while pretending to be Shu Pei at Prada while actually wearing my sunnies. -love Tony.

Naomi Campbell & Her Hair Situation

2010-06-29T20:24:00.001-07:00

This is the fabulous biatch of the world Naomi Campbell doing a photoshoot in Nueva York for Dennis Basso.

homegurl likes to try new things I see..

And this is....well I don't know what it is let alone what to call it. So homegurl in fact has no hair? oooooh child....

ewww....

Whatever, the bitch still looks fucking hot and fierce in that damn fur. Let the queen bee continue..

Alexis Mabille Mens Spring/Summer 2011: My Favorite Of The Season

2010-06-24T14:59:00.001-07:00

It's officially Paris fashion week and I could care less what has been presented in Milan and what is left of Paris fashion week cause I'm gonna straight up say it: Alexis Mabille could possible be my favorite of the whole season. It's absolutely gorgeous! It's so me!!! Every inch of it screams me.

I'm getting a slight beachy hippie influence. If anything, I could see myself wearing these clothes to a party or an event on the beach. It's gorgeous ya'll. Stunning. What I love about it is that it's masculine but appeals to me by being slightly feminine. Its very gay, very me! There's some shimmer and some sparkle within there. It's also decorated, or in a better term, styled. Who ever did the styling deserves a big ol' gold star because it was executed wonderfully. The tying of the sandals over the pants while the top's silhouette being floaty or slim looks amazing here. The jewelry also looks exquisite. And a collection featuring rompers...can it get any better? I also love the cinching of the waist. While every other collection has featured pure neutral colors and the same ol' cliche menswear styling, this collection offers such a fun way of dressing and speaks more to my dressing up ways. I could go on why I love this collection but let's get to the point and post my favorite looks from the collection which is pretty much everything:

ugh these two are so gorgeous! Especially the opening look. It's my favorite. Hmmmm...let's wear it out shopping near the beach? Near Santa Monica? Loves it

The first one looks perfect for a hot summer day while the next one looks perfect out in the city.

These are so light and fresh.

oooh let's wear the first one to some evening event by the beach? And the second one on a lazy day while going to the grocery store? yeah, I come up with the most random places to wear them. haha

I love how the second one with the hoodie features a slight touch of metallic with the tank top under it.

The first one is cute but I love the second look with the hoodie more. Perfect for a chilly day.

ugh I love the second suit. I love the shimmery fabric and the jacket being like a motorcycle jacket.

Cute...

So ummm papi chulo Christian Ronaldo invited my ass to Monte Carlo and he's like "baby were going to a party by the beach. Look chic, sexy, but fabulous!" and so i'd pick the first one bitch. I fucking love the second one! Sparkle, Sparkle bitch!

ugh.....I'm lusting over these two! You know how much I love me some black on black looks! Especially with a little shimmer.

And that's Alexis Mabille Mens Spring/Summer 2011 from me to you. Now, if only I had one of these full on looks. Salivating over everything.

D&G Spring/Summer 2011: Picnic Time!

2010-06-24T14:58:00.000-07:00

Let's just say it's very "cute college boys or some sexy bitches from the Hamptons or Connecticut are going to a picnic" and this is what they'd wear.

Not my cup of tea and it's a little boring for my personal taste, but I'm really interested because if it's this visible what the inspiration is, then I'm so interested as to how the womenswear is going to look like. I can already picture an all green ensemble consisting of a skirt with pleats and a polo on Snejana while wearing flat and a huge ass tote. Yeah, that's what I'm crossing my legs & fingers in hope of that happening. Oh and some sunnies cause homegurl just looks like the type that just needs glasses. A bitch can dream, right? Anyways, if (emphasizing on the if) I had to wear any looks from this collection, I think they'd be these two below. They're the most fem too me, I guess:

ehh whatever. I'd wear those. They're cute. Like I always say, I always picture myself wearing Prada womenswear or something along the lines of that while my papi chulo wears Dolce & D&G. Mkay? Let's not forget the panty creamers of the show. Especially Ryan Kennedy (my boo who never return my calls)

Let's move on shall we?

Louis Vuitton Fall/Winter 2010 Ad Campaign: Natalia Vodianova, Christy Turlington, & Karen Elson by Steven Meisel

2010-06-24T14:25:00.002-07:00

Hallelujah!!! Praise the lord, or should I say Steven Meisel, cause Vuitton's ad campaign to their "boring"collection, or in my eyes, turned out beautiful behind the lenses. Just gorgeous. I'm lusting over the evening dresses shot with Natalia being in my favorite gown from the collection below:

Stunning right? ugh. It's so glamorous, so "50s housewives getting fixed & ready & pampered to go out", so womanly, and very very luxurious. It's beyond beautiful. Meisel, one of my favorite photographers, has done it again. Here are more shots:

This one's my second favorite:

GO-JUS! One of the best of season without a doubt!

Tom Ford Eyewear Fall/Winter 2010 Campaign: Freja Beha Erichsen & Nicholas Hoult by Tom Ford

2010-06-24T14:25:00.001-07:00

It's wicked, it's humorous, it's quirky, it's creative, it's just stunning. Gorgeous eyewear campaign for Tom Ford. There's a shot featuring Freja's nipple getting sucked by a crow, one where she's holding a bunch of birds, but by far my favorite one has to be the one where she's kissing the crow ala Paris Hilton kissing her good ol' puppies. Freja looks like a gorgeous slut. Loves it! Extravaganza!!!!!!!

My favorite menswear one featuring Nicholas (hot bitch) has to be also the one featuring him kissing the crows as well.

Definitely one of faves from the season. GORGEOUS!!!!

Chloe's Latest Perfume: Love, Chloe

2010-06-24T14:24:00.000-07:00

I'm absolutely star struck by Chloe's latest commercial for their perfume "Love, Chloe" directed by Roman Coppola. The name is so cute! Plus, it's very catchy. Something I'd expect from the Chloe label. As for the commercial, or from the little sneak peak below, it's very 70's, very "on the go", very glamorous, and screams "she's a gorgeous woman that's absolutely independent but seems so sensual and beautiful". I just love when Raquel plays these roles that exude the glamours 70's like here. Here's a little peak of the commercial below while at the launch party for the perfume:

Gorgeous right? Ugh now let's pretend we have a hot thin brazilian body and we're walking down some street in Paris ala Raquel mkaybitch? ugh and once again, Raquel looks GOOOORRRGGEEOOOUSS! Extravaganza!

Flawlesss......

Can she seriously get anymore stunning? I'm also anticipating the ad campaign as well, which is shot by Inez & Vinoodh. Looks very appealing and very glamours.

Can't wait till the full commercial video pops up.

Burberry Prorsum Spring/Summer 2011 Mens: GORGE!

2010-06-22T20:36:00.000-07:00

YES! Christopher Bailey never lets me down, and this season it's no exception. Absolutely gorgeous.

It's biker, it's tough, there's leather, it's just simply gorgeous. As always, the outerwear is amazing, especially that studded jackets. Those leather pants are executed wonderfully here and actually look great with a simple sandal. And as always, the styling is perfection. This is definitely one of my favorites of the season so far. Very edgy, very cool, and not fussy whatsoever. My favorite looks:

gorge, gorge, and oh so gorge.

ps. Can somebody puhlease give me this studded bag from the collection? Salivating...

Ok enough with the Burberry. Let's move on.

Gucci Time! Gucci Spring/Summer 2011 Mens

2010-06-22T19:45:00.000-07:00

What the hell is happening to Frida? Another boring, mature, drab and classic collection. What happened to those fun and adventurous collections from her that I loved!?!

I love that it's so 70's jet set, which i could easily envision some party guy on the get go wearing this, but it's so safe. On a side note, I'm always loving the menswear casting. Who ever does it deserves a big A+ because every guy down the runway is incredibly chic looking and they each have the best hair among every menswear show. I mean every time I go to my Russians to get my haircut, I don't just take a random picture. No, I always take a freakin' Gucci runway picture because they always have the best hairstyles. Absolute best. Wait? Who does the hair again for Gucci? Orlando Pita? Guido? Whatever, just amazing hair. It's always so tasteful but very beachy and exudes such a fresh and youthful image. On a positive note, I did love the accessories and shoes. Those suede moccasins are gorge. Especially the blue ones.

Stunning bags as usual. My favorites have to be these two, especially the shoulder bag.

Stunning sunnies. Love the colored lenses, particularly the brown ones.

My only favorite looks were these though:

Hopefully Frida doesn't go the "safe" route and actually does something exciting for womenswear in october. I'm crossing my fingers and every possible body part I can so that homegurl pulls it together and makes her next collection pure gold.

Versace Spring/Summer 2011 Mens: From Sexxx to Rock n Roll.

2010-06-22T19:02:00.000-07:00

What the hell is Donatella, or should I say what the hell is Martyn Bal, who's quoted by Tim Blanks as the "new man on the company's menswear block" going for?!? I mean I love the direction Versace is going but it's a complete 180 than what I'm used to seeing. Don't we all agree?

I'm on two opposite sides. One one side I love how it was very rock n roll, very Dior Homme, who btw Martyn Bal worked for before, very rockabilly, very edgy but it wasn't synonymous with the Versace man. On the other side, I'm totally taken back by how this is so out of the Versace aesthetic, well at least for me. I mean where's the sex? Where are the men that would would be panty creamers and just pure eye candy? Certainly not these bitches below:

I do love how it's very reminiscent of the Dior Homme days under Hedi Slimane. Actually, I don't mind at all if Donatella keeps the menswear division going in this direction. You know how much of a Dior Homme fag I am! I would love it if Versace goes this way! Oh! and I love how the runway had changed once again. Very Spring/Summer 2006.

Enough bitching and now to my absolute favorite looks:

ugh, those metallic jeans are so screaming my name:

And now the full video. Like always, fantastic music at Versace. Love love love!

Overall I'm a very happy slut when it's coming to Versace this season.

ps. oooh mama Donatella!! Those platforms! MY GAWD!

The higher you are, the closer to god right Donetalla? si si. Donatella as the number one cougar FTW!

Emporio Armani Spring/Summer 2011 Mensi: Erotic and Sexy. Gotta Love It.

2010-06-22T14:47:00.000-07:00

Well i've never really payed attention to Giorgio's Emporio Armani label, well only for the hot guys running down the runway, but I actually like his latest collection. This is where you go "but why Tony?". Well silly bitch, I love it because a) there's a shitload of leather pants and I'm a sucker for leather pants and there's looks I actually ACTUALLY would wear and b) it was a fucking eye candy festival right there! Here's my proof:

Erotica anyone? More eye candy:

leotards? Oh YES!

This is the point in my life where for once I actually wanna be leather skin Giorgio Armani, the man himself......

I hate you Armani! Surrounded by all those damn guys. ugh. Major ugh.

So it was urban, there was leather, leather daddies, there was S&M, it was erotic, hot guys....yeah what's not to love. The beginning part of the collection was very me. There were things I'd actually wear while it was kinda "meh" in the middle. By the end, it was pure love again. As for my favorite looks, they would be these with the exception of the third one with a simple white t-shirt under:

And that's that!

ps. If you're wondering "why is this bitch infiltrating my head with homo erotic tendencies" it's because my summer has been fucking boring so far, so I'll blog just about anything. *kiss kiss muah!*

Hot Slut Of The Day: Christian Monzon!!!

2010-06-22T00:36:00.001-07:00

So I'm watching the Dolce & Gabbana Spring/Summer 2011 show like 2 days ago and guess what panty creamer I see? Meet Christian Monzon, a classic Dolce model from the past, but most importantly my new obsession. Who needs porn when you have this hot bitch and his hairy pecs. Ugh and now I salivate....

Pure sex material right here. Walking sex. HHHOOOTTTT....

Somebody send Christian a letter saying "marry me, fuck me, or do whatever to me" right....now. Kthanks. Possibly even hotter than Noah Mills! omfg I can't believe I said that.

ps: He used to date Pamela Anderson!!! WTF!?!?! Ummm well before we marry, somebody give him an STD check mkay? Oh I kid, stds or not, i'd tap it. You would too!

What's Coming Up...

2010-06-20T23:18:00.001-07:00

well basically a thinner me because I need to abort my "normal" eating habits and turn to the thinspirational bitch I need to be. Plus, my friend and I got tickets to EDC which means there's bound to be thousands of photo shots that day which means me we'll be on pictures which means people will see how you look captured on some little device which means people know you're size which means people will judge which means you're confidence will get fucked up and you'll be the new Chaz Bono (pre sex change, which means bitch cried for not having a vajayjay) which means......oh fuck I'm slapping myself if I say another "which means..". This is officially my last meal:

"I'm trying to lose 3 pounds". Ok, enough with the Mean Girls quotes. Ok, reality wise, I'm trying to lose 10. lmfao. And because i'm bitching about weight, it's thinspiration time! For todays subject, were doing....no one new. Same ol' Snejana Onopka. This time in the dress I blogged about because those stick legs go on for miles and always look fab in a pair of jeans. Love Love LOVE!

That's all. Kiss kiss muah!

Prada Spring/Summer 2011 Video

2010-06-20T18:01:00.000-07:00

Like always, Miuccia's collections are just so interesting and fascinating and I can't wait to read what her inspiration was for the latest spring/summer 2011 menswear. It's very hit and miss in so many areas (I hate the proportions while I love the colors and belt bags). Take a look for yourself and see the gorgeousness that is Prada.

ugh and I'm downloading that soundtrack as I type this right now. That Bauhaus song is so haunting yet so good!

Jil Sander Spring/Summer 2011 Mens: Electric Colors Galore!

2010-06-18T16:21:00.000-07:00

umm color orgy galore anyone? ugh color cluster fuck everywhere and its making my fruity self go crazy! I fucking love it!

It's not contrived, restricted, or drab. It's anything but those three. The clothes themselves are exuding this effortlessness and have this easyness to them while the colors add a jolt of character and creativity, especially the perfect usage of the neon and electric colors for a spring/summer collection. I'm also loving the ease of the suits, very effortless and cool. I'm lusting over those sweaters and t-shirts with the zig-zag rainbow colors, which I can just see myself wearing with some simple shorts or skinny jeans and I'd instantly look like the hottest biatch around. They're must haves for me for the next spring/summer 2011 season. The colors are just delish, especially considering how I know everyone in menswear is going to go all mundane and drab when it comes to the color palette. The juxtaposition of having such electrified collection viewed in such a natural environment makes the collection even more fascinating. Plus, is it just me or is this the most "gayest" Raf has gone for the Jil Sander label? Idk, but I freaking love it! Anyways, enough verbal diarrhea and let's go to the looks I'm obsessing over: Lets wear these two out for coffee? no? or maybe out shopping?

ugh if, emphasizes on the "if", I had a job at a blue collared type of job, i'd so wear the second look. I'm such a sucker for hot pink. Plus, the sunnies look gorge.

give me damn look number 2 ASAP!

ugh, those striped pieces are simply cool.

I'm loving the styling on the first look below. Just love the combo of the shorts suit while it's belted and has that electrifying neon orange and blue long sleeve under and also has the dash off coolness with those glasses. It's feminine while looking extremely cool. It's so me.

I can see that flower printed button down everywhere for next year's menswear fashion oriented magazines. I'm in love with the suits and tailoring.

I just love the belting. It adds a hint of femininity.

Those rainbow zig-zag tops are so going on my spring/summer 2011 must have lists. Picture this: Those tops, plus denim skinnies, flip flops, my prada spring/summer 2010 sunnies, and my shoulder bag, a simple black bangle, and off we are to Melrose. Ugh gorgeous.

Definitely one of my favorites so far in the season. Can't wait for Burberry!

Proenza Schouler Resort 2010

2010-06-16T19:47:00.003-07:00

One of my favorites from the resort season. Absolutely gorgeous.

I just love how Lazaro & Jack created such an exotic (in terms of prints) urban collection while remaining fun, fresh, and eclectic at the same time. It's very true to them. Don't even get me started on the bags and shoes and jewelry. It's just too good. I'm salivating over those. Especially the shoes. They look so comfy yet incredibly chic and give the outfits an extra touch. I'm also desperately wanting that damn green bag in the first pic. Simply delish. I'm also loving how they're still kind of going in this school girl type of direction. Bravo Jack & Lazaro, Bravo! Now, as for the looks i'm lusting over and I'd like to wear asap while i'm out and about are:

It's all so me.

Calvin Klein Resort 2011: Minimalism At It's Finest

2010-06-16T19:47:00.001-07:00

Classic, minimal, effortless, refined, uncontrived, and pure. Did I miss any other adjectives to describe this? Simply flawless.

Gorgeous collection from Francisco for Calvin, but then again I love everything he puts out for the label. Everything is so minimal, so quintessential Calvin. Favorite looks:

Snejana Onopka In A Dress!!!! My Gawd!

2010-06-16T19:46:00.003-07:00

Looks like Divanopka had to either get a) her maid or b) Vladita la locita, the runway maid, to do her laundry composed of skinnies and grey t-shirts (HEY! Vlada needs some money honey while she's back at home duh!) because Snej was wearing this below at a fashion party Kyiv recently:

yes, a fucking dress!!!! OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG!! I mean we all know the bitch doesn't get off her high horse for nothing unless it's a big ol' russian billionaire cock (like me) or some big ol' maybach car (or however you spell it) but she got off her high horse and wore of a dress instead of her usual skinnies and smelly Ts? My lord, what has the world gone to! Well homegurl looks gorgeous, no? Those legs!!!!

And were saving the picture at the top of this post in my thinspirational file in 3.......2.........1............

Vogue Germany July 2010: Cameron Russel by Greg Kadel

2010-06-16T19:46:00.001-07:00

Ugh, isn't the latest issue of Vogue Germany absolutely gorgeous with Cameron Russel fronting it with those gorge Alex Wang sunnies? This is exactly what i wanna see for a magazine during the summer. It exudes this strong hot summer essence. Totally fabulous.

Now to the main dish: "Airwalk" with Keke Lindgard (who I LOVE) and photographed by Indlekofer & Knoepfel, which is my favorite editorial of the issue. Ugh I just love editorials like this. Keke looking gorge in some of my favorites from the season while just hanging with the boys at the skate park and at school. Absolutely fierce. She just exudes such grace in the ed while looking oh so effortless and totally cool with the guys. Pure youth.

ugh this shot is fabulous..

This one's my favorite in Prada:

Oh and Jacquelyn has a gorgeous editorial titled "Weltenreisen" photographed by Sebastian Kim where she plays part native american part folk girl part styling galore. Just simply gorgeous, especially with those poses surrounded by the desert scenery.

Keke Lindgard, Jacquelyn Jablonski, and Cameron Russel all in one issue? Yeah, I'm so getting this without a doubt. Perfection.

Christina Aguilera Motherfuckers!

2010-06-16T19:37:00.000-07:00

I'm usually prancing like a fairy around the streets of my casa wanting to be Natasha Poly, Snejana Onopka, or the ho down Sepulveda that gets lovin and money honey but today I wanna be Christina Aguilera. I can't help it, bitch is my number one pop star of all time atm (sorry brit brit). Bitch is like my mama dearest which is like Madonna being my sisters mama dearest (does that basically mean my sister is old as hell? which one you ask?). Well since I'm having an Aguilera moment at the fucking moment, lets celebrate with one of my favorite goodies of hers. I'm still dirrty too. Ever since I came out of my mother's uterus.

No matter what you're thinking of me, still dirrty!

ps. yours truly has some finals to complete these next upcoming days so unless there's news surrounding Katie Holmes's sex tape or Christian Ronaldo's cock flashing in front of my eyes, then i'll be happily dirrty in my bedroom reading spanish books and thinking about concave mirrors and how the fuck they reflect :). Au Revoir.

Z Spoke Resort 2011

2010-06-12T22:50:00.000-07:00

I'm not familiar with Zac Posen's secondary line, Z Spoke, because either a) my ass was shopping b) It had the same amount of attention as your typical emporio armani fall collection on me. As this being my first time viewing this label, I'm actually quite impressed.

ugh, no. Forget impressed. I actually really like it! Here's the deal: It's feminine, it's cute, it's girly, it's perfect for this damn hot ass weather, and it's absolutely youthful with such a jolt of colors all around. Anyways, here are my favorite looks *note: my fave look is that one with the sparkly sweater and biking shorts. GORGE bitch*:

oooh sassy.

Jean Paul Gaultier is Officially Leaving Hermes. Boo Hoo!

2010-06-07T00:07:00.001-07:00

Forgot to post this, considering my hiatus from blogging. I'm still shocked to hear this happening when I personally thought Gaultier and Hermes were a forever duo.

From Fashionologie:

>> Corroborating rumors that first popped up last August, Hermes announced today that Jean Paul Gaultier is leaving his post as creative director of the brand.

"After seven fruitful years of creative partnership, Hermès and Jean-Paul Gaultier artistic director of women’s ready-to-wear, have decided to bring to an end their collaboration allowing Jean-Paul Gaultier to concentrate on his own projects," read the release. "The spring-summer 2011 collection to be revealed in October 2010 will be the last collection created by Jean-Paul Gaultier for Hermès. Hermès is deeply grateful to Jean-Paul Gaultier for his outstanding creative contribution during these seven years.”
Lacoste creative director Christophe Lemaire has been tapped to replace Gaultier starting with the Fall 2011 Hermes collection, and Hermes will remain a 45% shareholder in Gaultier's eponymous brand.

And you know what's sad? I always preferred his work for Hermes than at his own label. HELLO, Spring/Summer 2010 anyone?!?! That shit right there was pure love! ugh, well I can't wait for Christophe's take on the brand. Leather polos anyone?

Jason Wu Cruise 2011: Tweed Suits, Pretty Dresses, and Cute Boat Hats

2010-06-06T22:53:00.000-07:00

I'm adoring this collection. Just undeniably chic.

I'm love the easy separates that make up this collection while being very easy to wear for the cruise season. Plus, boater hats, tweed suits, great colors, striped sweaters, and pretty dresses? Loves it. It's lovely to know that I could put anything from this collection and I'd just easily look amazing, or that's the impression I get. These are my favorite looks:

Gorgeous.

It's My Boo's Birthday. Mark Wahlberg, That is.

2010-06-06T20:33:00.002-07:00

Well I'm a day late, but let's all hold hands and sing feliz cumpleanos to Mark Mark. My Boo doesn't know we're lovers, but umm, yeah it's his bday.

Thinspiration Slut Of The Day: Raquel Zimmerman in Vogue's June Issue

2010-06-06T20:33:00.001-07:00

I'm in LOVE with Raquel at the moment and I'm loving her editorial "Two If By Sea" in Vogue US photographed by Mikael Jansson. Ugh, she looks amazing in that Proenza Schouler Spring/Summer 2010 outfit, looks like such a bombshell, and exudes this carefree attitude, while walking and looking hot at the beach. Bitch couldn't get anymore fiercier than this right here:

Gorgeous, just gorgeous.

I'm Assuming I Have Better Memory Than Lindsay Lohan, Right?

2010-05-29T02:55:00.001-07:00

Dear Linday "sniffer of the good shit" Lohan, are you serious?

um cause daddy Karl Lagerfeld has been there, done that. HELLO, doesn't anyone remember Chanel Spring/Summer 2008 with the ankle purses?

Soo um yeah. Felt like since being the fashion obsessed gurl I am, I had to say something.

Mon Hotel

2010-05-28T16:13:00.000-07:00

ugh, well I could be going out sashaying my ass in sneakers and Ts on such a nice Friday but my ass prefers to study and wander off online (porn? Oh I kid bitch, I'm a class faggot right?). Especially GILT.com, which I'm loving their special at Hotel Mon located at 1 rue d'Argentine Paris, France. It's just simply stunning and can you believe I've been trying to convince my mama and papa to let me leave this cesspit of a home to trip somewhere. But now....back to Hotel Mon. Ugh, I wanna go to Paris, France and have my faggot ass stay here while I wear Lacroix and Chloe.

Did I mention it's located near the Arc de Triomphe and the Champs-Elysees? Umm yeah..perfection.

So so elegant...

ugh that bathroom is divine.

and the restaurant turns into a candlelit lounge. Perfect for shopping around for peen and alcohol. Best of both worlds.

ugh I REALLY wanna go to France now. Now, it's time for me to go nag to my parents to let themselves to at least consider to let my ass go to France to shop till I drop and go sight seeing (more peen). ugh, I just really need an out of state vacay ya'll. But seriously, I'm trying to let my parents let me go to the following places, which I've been lusting to spread my faggotry to: London, Madrid, Paris, & Nueva York. Cross your fingers, legs, and every crossable body part, bitches. I need a damn break!

Brad Goreski and His Hairy Chichis

2010-05-28T14:34:00.003-07:00

Who knew Rachel Zoe's assistant in those damn raggedy nasty bowties had such a panty creamer body? Shit ya'll, this shit deserves panty creamer of the day! Papi chulo has some hairy nipples that just oozes sex appeal. Amiright mo'fuckas?

OK....This shit was all ruined with Terry Richardson's presence. Fuck, thanks Terry.

That's hot.

ps. Does this mean Terry has "touched" boys as well? oooh Nasty gurl!

Bye Bye Good ol' Iphone. Miss Yah Boo.

2010-05-26T00:35:00.001-07:00

My one and true original partner in crime is long gone. All those days I'd cheat in math class, gossip while reading in class, call Kelvina to talk about our homo of the weak, use grindr for shits and giggles while me and Kelvin are at Panda binging our asses off, go on DListed just to see papi chulo Hugh Jackman, and call the blonde bitch for a ride are all past gone.

So basically, my ass was invited to my friend's birthday party. No, if you're thinking some cholos showed up and were saying "ey foo, there's your boyfriend" to their homies while suddenly someone breaks my phone then you're completely false with the situation. So I basically pulled a Whitney Houston. I had cracked. Like, ok, my mother (sounds classier, no?) was calling me and apparently I was in trouble just for not answering her phone calls on time. I kept calling back home to let her know where exactly I was at until I "snapped" and threw my phone to the floor. You know like in the movies. The horror! ugh, never ever ever ever ever pulling an "academy worthy moment" again. For the love of muah, why the fuck did I do that? So in the end, I need a new phone. Crackberry or a new Iphone? You all know I LOVE my iphone. That shit is my number one love. To cause me even more pain, I'm using some shitty flip phone. Oh and did I mention the flip phone doesn't have text messaging and only has calling for emergencies?!?!? Yeah, life's a bitch. Only contact I have with most of my friends now is through facebook. FML.

It's Officially Prom!!

2010-05-22T14:36:00.000-07:00

Well at my school and especially not for me considering I'm still a Junior, but I've been asking every person I know that's going "So ummm.....what are you going to wear?".

There's no question regarding if I'm a materialistic whore and if I do or don't care about looks, so ofcourse I'm asking every Tom, Dick, and Harry at my escuela (school in spanish. Had to be creative in this damn post somehow) what gorgeous gorjasmic (my fag in crime made that up) outfit they'll be taking off later while losing their virginity. So ummm yeah....i can't go but umm let's pretend I'm sucking Andre Leon Talley's big 'ol cock (hello, he's black and once you go black you neva' go back ya'll)which allows me to wear dozens and dozens of gorgeous dresses and Trevor Donovan asked me to prom. So which dresses would I choose from to wear to prom while my sexy Trevor Donovan (google that bitch! google that hot piece of fine meat! panty creamer of the year!) wears good ol' quintessential Dolce? Actually, from which labels would I choose? I mean there's tons of labels all around the world, but what two distinct labels are so "me"? The fashion label Valentino synonymous with a luxury, decadent, expensive, and glamourous appeal, has to be number two. It's the go to brand when it comes to looking glamorous and it's perfection connection when it comes to prom. Hello, it's not hard knowing that it's one of the fashion houses known for party & evening dresses. When I think of events such as prom, I don't necessarily think about breaking boundaries. It's one of those events where it's all about looking gorgeous no matter what. It's about looking your best, yes being fashion forward, but not trendy. Lets do a little recap of what Valentino dresses I'd love to wear (btw, it was SO hard choosing from dozens of dresses so trust me these aren't all the one's I'd choose):

So who's numero uno? Number one, hands down, has got to go to papi chulo Karl's work at Chanel. I even wanna wear Chanel when I die. Don't we all? omfg, if I could wear anything to prom from Chanel, it would so be this:

ugh, give me Natasha's body and that dress from Chanel Spring/Summer 2007 and i swear no bitch would have anything on me. I'd actually do that look head to toe. I mean, it's black and simple yet it's overall execution is perfection.

Well what's the point of this post? yeah...i'm bored as hell bitches. ugh, i'm craving cock and clothes. And dresses. There's no limit to loving dresses. I seriously want Snejana's or Natasha's body by prom next year and that black Chanel dress and I swear i'd be flawless you skanks. ugh, I'd be so bringing boys to the yard looking like that.

I Can Finally Die In Peace. FINALLY Found That Damn Versace Song.

2010-05-09T20:56:00.000-07:00

Sing after me ya'll "Blue eyes, pink lips, ugg boots, and lots of passion". I finally found that damn Versace song! ooooh ma lawd! Ok ok ok ok.....yeah...umm...let's take out those damn pastel tops, lip gloss your whole damn cock sucking lips, and let's mince like were damn Kasia Struss and Vlada Roslyakova mkay!

Remember that second song from Versace's Spring/Summer 2010 show? Well, everybody was selling crack and screaming like kids just to find out what song that was. Catchy? oh yes gurl. Thankfully, somebody on Youtube found the song and it's called !Franchesckaar! by Charli XcX. Here ya go:

Now excuse me while I purge out all my taquitos and burritos from El Torrito in my toilet and then mince the streets while in my latest pastel overload and pretending I'm Kasia Struss. Oh and remember "blue eyes, pink lips, ugg boots, and lots of passion".

Making of Lanvin Spring/Summer 2010 Ad Campaign Featuring Jamie Bochert

2010-05-08T10:46:00.000-07:00

You know, I always thought her look was too strong for my personal taste of models but I'm actually beginning to like her A LOT. Plus, I always thought her ad campaign for Lanvin was truly magnificent. Seeing her work all those sequined pieces and dresses just brings a big ol fat smile to my face.

Now let the spinning the bag in my room commence.

Latest Purchases: Miu Miu Glasses & Minnetonka Moccasins

2010-05-02T20:12:00.000-07:00

I should be doing my english essay on comparing and contrasting two characters from the Great Gatsby that was past due but fuck it. I'll finish it in 40 mins. I'll just do a quickie post on what I've bought as of late. Plus, wtf would Madonna do?!? What would miss material bitch do? Hw or blog about her shopping adventures? I'm sure she'd pick the blogging, but she'd blog about what creams make her dusty vadge easier and smoother for male models to play with. I don't think i've mentioned on here but I'm like kinda blind. FUCK, I have to wear glasses. I know, I know....depressing, no? Well I wasn't going to choose Dolce or D&G or Chanel ones because we all know every 17 year old owns a pair of those. So being the "out there one", I opted for Miu Miu glasses. Aren't they cute? Yes, they're green. Don't hate. Suck it bitch.

Anyways I need new comfortable shoes so I also got Minnetonka ankle boots.

Unfortunately, the shoes don't fit me. They're too big. I'll return them later in the upcoming week for a size 10 in womens. Well that's that. Shopaholics unite.

Naomi on Oprah: The Career, The Men (my favorite), Her New Love....Basically fucking Naomi Campbell.

2010-05-02T18:56:00.000-07:00

I'm ditching the cholas after school and heading straight to my tv with two cans of Diet coke and a bag of cheetos just to watch this shit (sorry Ty Ty, i'm switching you till 4). Yes, I love Naomi. Yes, I love big fat Oprah. Now combine the two...and whala! Two black goddesses in one yappin yappin yappin!

Dang! Even big ol Oprah made here sign that damn phone pledge! You know Naomi threw her phone at Oprah backstage just for making her do all these "requests". Oh!....The fuck...Naomi drives? since when? I'm pretty sure she has her own chauffeur in every damn town, no?

12 Girls for Balenciaga!! MY GAWD!

2010-05-02T15:24:00.001-07:00

If you've been on The Imagist or Fashionologie, then you know by now that Balenciaga is casting 12 girls in their fall/winter 2010 campaign. No not 10. No, not 15. No, not 20. It's 12. The same number of STDS Lindsey Lohan has had. Oh me and my jokes. ha. ha. ha. Anyways, so which two oldies, I mean veterans, are already casted? None other than Stella Tennant & Karen Elson. Now the question were all craving to get answerd: Who the fuck are the other 10 girls? Anabela....where the fuck are you?!?!

From TI:

TI has been trying to practice extreme discipline regarding the FW 10 campaign bookings because even as the consumer aches to know who's doing what even before the " what" is shot, the gatekeepers have been moving the chess pieces around with a new degree of cleverness. Some modern houses like Chanel and Donna Karan embrace the lust for information and others like YSL who until this morning held their Daria casting into the highest realm of high secrecy. Others are going to keep you guessing till the last minute. Take Balenciaga for instance...12 girls...some iconic and some obscure, girls of the moment and fallen girls the team loves regardless. But who will make the final cut? As such no-one can dare to accurately predict what that final edit will look like. Then there's the triumphant return of Gisele to the blue chip campaign market, a change-up to another iconic face at Gucci, 5 girls at Givenchy and 3 at Valentino as well as Lanvin , and multiple girls at Versace mixing Top 50 forces with newly breaking stars. Most intriguing of all is the Prada which by now must have managed to put hundreds of girls on hold with that curious requirement that the models boast some kind of singing talent. What could it all mean? Maybe that the RED camera is the future. And as for that late-90's moment that got sparked off at Calvin with the appearances of Stella, Tanga and Kirsten ? Well it seems the feeling has spilled over into an extravaganza of a sitting for that certain blue chip bible that is set to resurrect some of your favorite faces from the 1996-2001 time frame. And the whole point is to defy prediction. Stay tuned.

So who do I want the other 10 girls to be?

Numero uno uno UNO is Anabela Belikova. like....duh.

She definitely has a chance to be there. HELLO, she did do the Fall/Winter 2007 campaign and Spring/Summer 2009 Balenciaga campaigns. She's truly a Balenciaga girl so she'd definitely fit in perfectly. Plus, she looked stunning in that pastel blue dress at the show.

I'm also trying to think what girls of the moment and what "fallen girls" could be fronting this campaign? idk for "fallen" girls, but I'd love to see Irina back.

Freja, who I love, seems like a perfect candidate as well. She's one of the girls of the moment and has a Balenciaga campaign under her belt.

Oh and add Hanne Gaby Odiele & Elsa Sylvan and I'd be the happiest slut ever.

Vogue Russia May 2010: Anabela Belikova by Tom Munro

2010-05-02T12:06:00.000-07:00

PROGRESS!!!!!!! FINALLY, my true model boo Anabela Belikova finally got her first vogue cover ever! Thanks Vogue Russia for making a dream come true. You've made dozens and dozens of gay fashion obsessed boys around the world cry little tears of glitter like me. Ugh, this is remarkable *tear tear*.

I'm sorry if I'm late posting this but I've finally had time. Honestly though, I'm so glad and screaming like a little school girl. Plus, she looks divine in that Viktor & Rolf dress and she's exuding such a killer pose on the cover. I really want to get this issue but unfortunately it's hard to get Vogue Russia issues around here. Luckily, I found this magazine & news stand that sells Vogue Russia a couple of weeks ago so hopefully they'll have this issue next time I go there. As for the content, there's a couture ed with Alessandra playing pussy with my papi chulo Simon Nessman and some other papi chulo. Gotta love her in this Dior dress....

Ugh loving her in the Valentino....

Then there's an ed with Iris (I could care less about her) who's being outshined by my gurl Heidi Mount

And then an ed with Lula (who is this? homegurl knows how to werq) and goddess Anabela:

Loving every ed in this issue. One of my favorite models is on the cover and the content throughout the issue is incredible. Definitely a worthy issue for me to get.

So Tony, What Would You Wear At Coachella?

2010-04-25T18:29:00.000-07:00

Let's make this one a quickie. So let's pretend "Robert" from down the street (Ok, I probably got this name while looking at some tag the grocery store clerk was wearing today) asked me "So umm Tony....I heard you're going to Coachella. Now, you're obviously a well put together homo, but the question everybody around here is asking what are you going to wear to Coachella?". So what exactly would I wear for those 3 days?

Well i've chosen from the Spring/Summer 2010 collections and which collections I'd love to wear in the hot fields of Indio Cali are (in no particular order):

1. Missoni. I've been raving about this collections for fucking days and days. I swear, I'm probably shitting missoni stripes in every shade and color. This collection was made for the hot suns and beaches.

2. Louis Vuitton. HELLO, what better way to get your cray cray creativity at a music festival than to wear Vuitton?! It's perfection connection. Plus, I know i'd look gorgeous in say Chanel's or Magda's look over there while dancing.

3. Proenza Schouler. Another collection made for dancing my skank ass off while looking gorgeous. Also another collection made for the sun.

4. I've been into a preppy mood lately.....I can just imagine myself looking minimal with a headband with a leather polo on and some shorts....flawless.

5. Prada. Like duh! It's all about the prints and the short suits....perfect!

Well that's that. Picturing my brown ass in every look....ugh I hate my life! I want everything!

Fashion's Finest at Coachella

2010-04-25T03:10:00.001-07:00

Ok. I swear this one's my last post on anything Coachella related (bitch, as if). Umm...let's see who else was there just to make my achy breaky heart go all moaning and crying...umm well Vicky C's Alessandra Ambrosia was there. Homegurl looks gorge.

Ehh the outfit is cute...very cliche.

Devon Aoki! Devon motherfucking Aoki!

Why oh why oh why did she shave it? Why? Gurl looks like your average damn lesbian down the street living in the trailer who has cats as boyfriends. Do.Not.Like.

I like her outfit here. And what the fuck is Pixie wearing (more like not wearing). Gurl, cover up your itty bitty goodies. Nobody want's a 90's sucky sucky rehash look.

Seeing a gay and his faghag always puts a smile on my face.

Thinspiration goddess Alexa Chung. Love the outfit. Simple, chic.

Well Hello There Rosie. Oh don't mind me, i'll just photoshop your face out while I'll put my fug face next to Jason Statham (oh god buckle in the knees ya'll, he's hot).

wtf, she smokes?!? Since when?

oooh la la la la love this look. Loving that damn Isabel Marant fur vest.

Camilla Belle! The outfit is hella boring tho.

*Cleans up saliva dripping* oh umm hey there Kellan. I'm not even gonna go there...ya'll know I how I feel about my boo.

*Eniko don't play flashbacks...* oh hey there Chanel! Gurl you look gooooooooood...

forget Anne Hatheway, lets stare at Adam Shulman.

I'm sorry bosworth, but stop stealing the attention from that fine empress sitting all by her self in front of you. Disrespect gurl, disrespect.

So what did we learn from these posts? We need boyfriends that look like Kellan & Adam, short shorts (ladies, shave down there...YES shave carefully down there cause I had a friend who didn't shave there and her fur was all wide open for all of us to see at school), lose some weight so we can look good in flats, oh and drink lots and lots of alcohol! Nothing like Coachella. oh fuck the restricted Coachella posts, I'm doing a "What would you wear" post! yay yay yay yay yay yay yay.

Best Dressed At Coachella: Katy Perry

2010-04-25T02:42:00.000-07:00

Finally I was able to spot a damn designer piece in this whole cluster fuck of hipsters at Coachella. Meet Katy Perry. Many of you know her as the pussy muncher (and dick muncher of Russell Brand or whatever his hairy name is) that likes to sing about kissing girls and getting cray cray in vegas but I know her as the WTF of what I like to classify as a "whatever" celeb in the media. Never got her appeal, never will. Bitch dresses like Betty page's cousin that got stuck with a ticket to IHOP after Betty made it big. Anyways, I think I might love her now....homegurl wore Vuitton Spring/Summer 2010 and it looks GORGEOUS outside of the runway.

that neon yellow with that nude....stunning. And on the runway on Imogen...

That's that. She's getting my vote for best dressed at Coachella. Vuitton beats everything. Plus, looks fabulous with those hot pink gladiator sandals.

Everybody is at damn Coachella but me. FML.

2010-04-17T15:46:00.000-07:00

While everyone is plastered and drunk as a skunk and switching bodily fluids at Coachella (yes, can't you tell by now how bad I wanted to go!), I just realized it ain't Paris la exotic Hilton that's only there. EVERYONE is there. If you ain't there, your just some kid like me who ain't got to way to back him up to go and is stuck in this little ol country or you're some deadbeat papi chulo who isn't willing to spend 300+ smackaroos down at that bitch. Well lookey who was there...Kate Boswarth and *GASP* Alexander Skarsgard! That hoodrat! She's stealing my boo right in front of my eyes! ugh. Major ugh.

Well I kinda love her ensemble...a little slutty, a little missoni ss10, a little yeahaw down there, but it all works together. If Alexander approves, I do.

Chanel's Finest Lily Allen was there. Gotta love this slut. Just gotta love her. Oooooh homegurl is pulling the finest hipster outfit I've seen since....ever.

let's now get classy and a sassy with Kelly Osbourne & her boo Luke "i secretly love peen" Worral. I love her dress. I love her glasses. I love her bag (is it Chanel, mija?). I love her shoes (bitch was raiding some of my hipster friends's closets for them, huh?). Fuckery fuck, I love this bitch's ensemble. 5 stars skank, five stars.

John "I fuck every breathing vagina there is" Mayer was there canoodling with Ricki Lake's long lost sister..

Beyonce's other sibling (Solange is it? I just remember that bitch from some Logo performance or somethin) was there wearing a crop that I would've purchases at American Apparel...Great minds think alike!! now take that damn black devil horns off of your head, you know dah!

Peaches and her I-cant-tell-if-he's-hot-or-kinda-perv-looking-boyfriend....

And everyone's salivating worthy celeb, Danny Devito!

Well anyone who's anyone is there. I swear, If I was there, i'd be getting my pipes cleaned out (tall, dark, and handsome, and rugged) and getting my dance on but noooooooo....I'm home watching Hilary Duff wearing some Prada ss08 dress on ABC Family in some movie where she can't get a man (oooh gurl, we DO have shit in common!). ugh, for sure for sure next year.

Paris Hilton has landed at Coachella!

2010-04-17T15:13:00.000-07:00

While i'm here at home in my chonies and eating some mint milanos, everybody who's anybody is at Coachella sharing peen and vajayjay and sweating like massive pigs. Yep, I wish I was there too. I really do. Shit, I would go there if:

a) I had a ride

b) I didn't have loser friends who can't go cause they don't have money or they can't go because their parents are lame as hell

other than that, I woulda been wearin my finest get go outfit while dancin my ass off to passion pit and hot chip. Anyways, the empress has arrived ya'll. No not Danny Devito, he's there too, but my gurl Paris la exotic Hilton

Always gotta keep lookin good. ugh fml.

Gisele get's Cavalli Fall/Winter 2010. How Shocking rolls eyes

2010-04-13T22:53:00.002-07:00

ugh it's true, it's bloody true! Damn Gisele nabbed the Cavalli Fall/Winter 2010 campaign all after poppin some chilren out of her vadge. I could care less if this was Just Cavalli, fronted by Kate last season, but mainline? I LOVED that collection so I expected Roberto picking one of my usual favorites but Gisele? Boring ass Gisele? She's so overrated. Ok, she's a great model, but Gisele? I feel like they're only choosing her after having a baby and having all this "hype" to be the forefront stunner she is. Idk, I rather would've had someone else. Now, go grab me a bag of Doritos (the red bag. I finished a whole huge one all by myself at my sisters) while we read the confirming news via Fashionologie:

"Givenchy, too, is rumored to be going with a trio of female models — Ming Xi, Joan Smalls, and Mariacarla Boscono — joined by a few male models in front of Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott's lens. But the trio trend breaks there — word going around is that Meisel captured 12 girls for Balenciaga,including Finnish newcomer Kirsi Pyrhonen, and Roberto Cavalli is going solo with Gisele Bundchen shot by Mert and Marcus."

Damn you Gisele, damn you gurl!...

Let's pretend some bitch asked me "so Tony, who would you love to front that campaign?"

Me: "ummm....me? Oh i kid betch. How about Kasia? She opened, I love her, she's fierce, she's perfection for Cavalli". Just look at her at Cavalli...

Perfection. Or mayber either Natasha, Siri, Elsa, or Sasha. Period.

Guy Ritchie is dating.....Michaela Kocianova!?! Say whu now?

2010-04-13T22:53:00.001-07:00

While Madonna is spreading her vagina ashes all over Jesus Luz's crotch and face (oh and apparently Adam Senn made his way around this whole thing somewhere too) my gurl Michaela Kocianova is spreading the love with Guy Ritchie! Yes, as in the whipped bitch that was once married to Madonna! Guy needs love too! ugh, I don't know about you, but a papi chulo sounds so good right about now.

ugh, kudos for Guy (don't tell Madonna I said it's an upgrade cause that bitch would fist my face) but yeah....it's an upgrade. ugh, shit, and why the fuck does Michaela look flawless even with a damn pap shot....ooh yeah....cause she's a model. Personally, I think they make a cute couple. I hope it lasts.... unless it starts interfering with Michaela missin Galliano's shows then there needs to be some compromises and talking.

Where's the damn Nair?!?

2010-04-11T13:53:00.000-07:00

How funny, yesterday me and my gurl Kelvina were talking about hairy arms and blah. Well anyways, we all love Jessica Miller and that striking bone structure riiiiggghhtt? Cause I sure know I do. BUT...

has homegurl ever heard of Nair? Bitch needs some 411 on that from my Persian sistas at school who rave about that shit cause judging from this photo of her at Loewe she needs it..

Atleast she makes hairy arms hot.

The Morning Benders-Excuses

2010-04-05T01:24:00.000-07:00

Somebody please explain to me why the fuck I'm awake right now when I should be sleeping since I have to go back to school at 8 after a long break thanks to Spring Break. I'm currently thinking of purchasing of shirt at Urban (Kelvin, if ur reading this since I know I'm prettier than you and well....you're obsessed with me, I think I'm getting the same blue shirt from Urban that you got), looking at minnetonka shoes, and currently singing along to "Excuses" by The Morning Benders.

I can't believe I just discovered them the other night! I'm obsessed with them but "Excuses" has to be my fave song from them atm. I'm the only one at home with lights on and using my crack voice to it's fullest potential and singing along while my whole familia is sleeping like a damn cow herd. Oh, and I'm finishing up homework.

Why oh why haven't I seen this Chloe commercial?

2010-03-30T01:12:00.000-07:00

oooh child...why oh why didn't my tranny ass see this before? I mean I knew about this Chloe campaign with Clemence Poesy, Anja Rubik (my fave), and beautifulness sleepy eye Chloe Sevigny in print but how the fuck did I miss the commercial?

You know those days when you stayed home in elementary school on a rainy day just because it was raining and you didn't wanna get a cold but got fucked over at school by some piggy tail wearing troll by telling you the juicy shit you missed at lunch the other day and then you end up feeling left out? yeah...this is one of those times. Now excuse me while I take off my shirt, play "lets make love and listen to death from above" by CSS, and start shaking my hair.

Its shopping time! Valentino anyone?

2010-03-29T01:52:00.001-07:00

I don't know about you, but I'm about ready to open my legs for any papi chulo for some good ol ching ching ya'll. ugh, I NEEED this damn Valentino Red Label shirt. Look at those damn ruffles!

Give me that damn shirt, some skinnies, some cute sandals, and a khaki bag...instant chic. Or yet, why not where light shorts or sheer pants and wear it ala Valentino Spring/Summer 2010 no? If I can't afford the original Valentino shirt from the Spring/Summer 2010 collection, why not get this one, no? oh, and it's $295. Grreeatt.....*rolls eyes*

Louis Vuitton Fall/Winter 2010 Casting

2010-03-29T01:29:00.000-07:00

Let's make this our last post of the night. Its 1:38 in the morning and I need my beauty sleep and some good ol dreams of getting barebacked by a bunch of football players so here's my post on my thoughts of the Vuitton casting. As if you didn't know, the trend this season was curvy, or basically putting every fucking damn model (Kurkova, Doutzen, Adriana) on top shows whic included Vuitton this season (somebody, yes dick slap Marc Jacobs. and yes, that means you Lorenzo and not when it's fucky fucky times). While every whore is drooling over every other VS model working the hell out of those 50's dresses, my particular favorites at Vuitton are definitely Noemie Lenoir and Rosie Huntington-Whitely when it came to "top models", who I both love dearly and who both never bore me. To me, they were the baddest bitches there.

Anyways, besides them, I loved the typical runway girls like Natasha, Kasia, Mariacarla, Edita, Trentini, Iselin, Maryna, Stam, Bianca & Lily (homegurl made a special appearance!). I'm also loving some of my favorite new faces were there like Hind Sahli, Bregje Heinen, Rasa Zukauskaite, & Hanna Holman (from left to right)

Gotta love that diverse cast, no?

"The Greatest" Trailer

2010-03-24T20:05:00.000-07:00

I think this should be a "Slut of the day: Carey Mulligan" post cause every thing that red head does turns to porn for my movie eyes. Anyways, I really wanna watch this the movie "The Greatest" staring none other than Mulligan.

It's like "Riding In Cars With Boys" with a dash of some murder and mother in law shizz. Definitely looks like a tear jerker. By the way, I NEED to watch "An Education" which gave her a nomination for best actress at the Oscars (correct me if I'm wrong). ugh, It looks SO GOOD too.

I can't wait till "An Education" comes out at my local blockbuster so I can grab that and a good ol bag of white chocolate covered pretzals and I think "The Greatest" comes out within a couple of months here in the US of A which means coming up is a movie night with the gurls (I'll tell them were going out to some burger joint in the hood or somethin to convince them to tag alone so I won't go alone).

Louis Vuitton Fall/Winter 2010: Classy Sassy ya'll

2010-03-23T21:39:00.001-07:00

You know, after last season's gorgeous blowout (don't judge, yes I loved the wigs and all those weird plastic bags from last season bitch) i'd expect Marc to top it off but never in a million years would I ever ever EVER, even by old ass Silvia Brown's fortune telling on the Montel Williams show, would I guess Marc would go all "classy sassy/50's silhouettes/curvy galore/" on us for fall. I want fashion forward, not something that's referencing literally the 50's. It's not boring at all, just not as refreshing as it could've been. Cliche? Why yes. Executed perfectly? indeed. He certainly didn't keep it boring at all. I'm loving the use of leather, tweed, flowers, plaids, & metallics. I'm not fond of the usual corset silhouette (HELLO! last time I checked I have no hips.....well as of late I've been eating good ol jack in the crack soo..) but I thought they looked gorgeous on the models and every single girl on the runway looked so elegant & chic. Classy but definitely with a refreshing take. Anyways it's not my favorite show of the season and I did wish Marc would've done something more youthful for both his and the Vuitton lines, but whatever, let's just post my favorite looks:

I love how precise, chic, and polished this look is.

Love the coat. Love the shouldered details.

Love the color..

I love how put together this look is. Love the coat.

So chic....my gawd that fur bag!

ooh this look is so cute! so me! love the sweater and I love it it's styled with the full skirt & the gloves. So chic.

Gorgeous 50's-esque dresses...

love this coat...

love the use of the tweed...

very cute...

Love the curduroy/leather fabrics used.

ugh this look is so gorgeous.

Loving the metallic uses..

Love the cropped jackets....

In love with the colorful flower prints...

I love how it's used here with the leather skirt..

I'm absolutely in love with this look right here. That voluminous exaggerated skirt with small sweater and the addition of the gloves....ugh I swear I can picture myself wearing it and looking fiiiiiine as hell...

Besides the one above, this one's also another of my favorite evening dresses. I've noticed that when Marc does evening gowns, they're also superb and this one's no exception. It looks like it came straight out of a fairytale. All that chiffon with the sequined bow on the pelvic bone area....ugh lusting ya'll, lusting....

this one was gorgeous as well....

so what's next season? grungy overthrown? light weight flower power?!? vermeer? crayola color extravaganzaaaa...?!! tribal chic? toki doki? oh wait...we've seen all those before. ehh, i don't care how the hell marc gets his next inspiration, whether it all takes a little trip down to puerto vallarta or some trippy pills, I hope it's something new and nothing "vintage-esque" like this one. Don't get me wrong, this one's timeless and sophisticated while remaining chic but there's nothing "captivating" to me.

Nothing like a good ol binge

2010-03-21T02:56:00.000-07:00

So, what the fuck does it mean when a fag like myself is awake at 12 in da morning with his assistant bitch in charge(she has the car. Go figure) while spreading his faggotry from windows at mcdonalds to popcorn stands at the movies? It's no other than binge time ya'll! ugh, last friday me and the homie from another lomie (omfg did that rhyme? ok, sistah from anotha mistah) were hanging out cause oh golly geez we haven't like hanged out like the friends we are. Before that, me and a couple of homegurls from school went to this burger place to eat after school but unfortunately I was just stuck in awe struck while everybody at the table ordered from fries to burgers just because all I had was $5.00 with me (ugh, my mom took my damn debit card! that's the last time I'll go over that shit just for a marc by marc sweater). Anyways, after lunch my sister picked me up and dropped me off home all alone while a took a quick nap. From that quick nap, I was knocked the fuck out but I woke up anyways cause some blonde twin called me just to tell me she was on her way to pick me up. From there, we just went to the movies. Oh did I mention we saw the Runaways? I swear Kristen Stewart can't act AT ALL! Even if the bitch was some doo doo mama and was working those broadway halls like the electric bills were due tomorrow, Kristen STILL wouldn't convince the audience. Anyways, less of that sweaty betty and more of muah! By the way, what the fuck is up with not being able to take outside drinks into the movie theater? Some us of just love coffee drinks and some of us shouldn't be rejected like THAT from entering. Anyways after shits & giggles in movies, we went out for a some luxurious dining ala britney spears at mcdonalds ya'll.

eww I look so gross...

all about that damn jaw hun..

I was "supposedly" on a diet, so all I got was a coffee.

before that I had a popcorn and ate that all by myself. Now go figure why I ordered the coffee. I then went home, and slept like the little princess that I am.

Hot Slut Of The Day: Alexander Skarsgard

2010-03-21T02:47:00.000-07:00

ugh isn't my boo Alexander Skarsgard of the day oh so dreamy........and mouthwatering sexy? ok, he's not Kellan Lutz, but oh who am I kidding, i'll take him!

Whether were having tea & cookies (or COCKies), or swimming, or having a deep conversation over a deep massage, or maybe even barebacking and deeping eaching while having a deep massage, or just getting straight to eachother and kissing like lovers in Kentucky and the roams of land in the south, Alexander Skarsgard is so "whatta man, whatta man, whatta might good man" no? He's kinda got that bankable ty-ty forehead going on, but you'd take him. Even if the bitch had a fetish for teabagging, i'd take him.

Kim Noorda & Vogue: "More & Less"

2010-03-16T22:03:00.000-07:00

Holy thinspirational notness, I never in a million years would have picked Kim Noorda to be the one that's being profiled about an eating disorder story in Vogue's April issue but then again her weight has fluctuated a lot and there was a point where she was incredibly skinny so it's not totally overwhelming. *NOTE: omfg, I just thought about model's with dramatic weight losses...eating disorders or just some good ol help from one of cindy crawford's gym videos?*

You know, I'm truly proud of one of my fave gurls in the bizz (yes, I have a heart. Cold, but a heart) speaking up and talking about the horrific condition she's had to endeavor. I feel so sad since she's one of my faves. What's really striking is that although you're average papi chulo down the street would think she has it all, it's obvious she lacks confidence and is characterized as insecure. She seems very critical about her weight. I always thought she was this shy skinny girl, who obviously has the looks, but little did I know that she was suffering from an eating disorder for so long. It's just so shocking hearing this come from one of the top models I see on a fashion week basis. Anyways, To read Kim Noorda's diary and feature in Vogue's April issue, Click HERE.

It's obvious she was at her smallest weight around the Spring/Summer 2008 ready to wear & haute couture shows:

Whereas now, she appears a lot much healthier at the Fall/Winter 2010 shows from a couple of weeks ago:

I really hope Kim progresses positively and wins this battle with her disorder and I really hope this doesn't affect her career in the industry.

And the award for the best set of Fall/Winter 2010 goes to...

2010-03-15T20:45:00.001-07:00

Chanel. Like, fucking duh. I have no words....let the picture prove what I'm bitching about.

Imagine the pictures I'd take with THAT in the background??! Motherfucking epic. Glaciers never looked this hot.

Thinspiration Slut Of The Day: Ali Stephens! &....What Would I Wear Today?

2010-03-14T22:23:00.000-07:00

Today's thinspo slut of the day to help me lose weight is Ali Stephens, my original favorite Chloe girl (well before that whole Coco Rocha route she went through). I don't know how the fuck I got this picture (ok I lied, don't ask but I searched terry richardson pictures after that whole chaotic mess he's having with Rie Rassmussen just to see how revolting his work is and lo and behold I found Ali looking like the fiercest nerd ever). Doesn't Ali looked so gorgeous here though?!?!?

ugh look how skinny those damn arms are. Ugh where weightloss when you fucking need it. But before we get into our creepy anorexic ways, look how flawless her face and expression are...gorgeous. That shit right there is so my new desktop mkay. Anyways...for our "What Would I Wear Today" segment were doing............Heatherette? I wish!!! eww no, let's get professional ya'll:

Chloe Spring/Summer 2010 look + Miu Miu Fall/Winter 2010 bag

ugh i'd look hot as fuck in that, no?

So umm Tony, how was your birthday?

2010-03-14T21:26:00.000-07:00

Well my birthday felt like such a rollercoaster. Oh by the way, it was last Monday and it was crazy. Not like "omfg we partied and had like passionate sex" kinda wild (no lovin for me unfortunately. last time I got dick was.....martin luther king's day? haha. no, not nigga cock), but like it was just so much for me to take in. It all started with my favorite homegurl Anna (who we btw have this we get in a fight for a month and switch it off next month like acting like sweet school girls kinda relationship but nonetheless we love eachother) taking me out to dinner last saturday. We went to this sushi restaurant called Katsuya (where big ol Kim Kardashian with her big ol butt goes) and just had such a lovely bday dinner for the two of us. It was packed as hell, so we just waited until we got served. Don't I look so fucked up here?

(pacsun jean? check. urban bag? check. sluggish beanie? check. ralph lauren sweater? check. h&m fur? check. boots? check)

after dinner we just strolled around the streets but it was raining so hard my fur was literally completely soaked. Scratch that, we were completely soaked. Only a true friend would get their juicy bag wet while strolling the streets just for a friend. Till this day, I'll still remember that little moment when we got burger king burgers for a dollar and just ate them while were getting fucking wet and still walking around. Priceless. Sunday was pretty boring to be honest. I spent it at home pretty much trying to study but I think I spent the whole day watching reruns of the bad girls club on oxygen (like I would skip that shit). Then the real day was monday and it was so great. Like, usual, I got the usual balloons and the usual "happy birthday fag" from boys & girls around that damn school but until lunch time, it was really nice. A couple of friends told me to meet them at lunch and to my surprise they planned a surprise bday picnic. ugh, so sweet of them.

I honestly really enjoyed it considering how much of a bad year it was for me with my relationships with old friends ending so it was a really nice thing for them to do for me. If you can't tell, I'm covering my mouth because me & food don't have quite a nice relationship. bulimia anyone? haha jk.

later that day my family took me out to dinner and that's when the whole shizz happened. Imagine not getting the car of your dreams? imagine!?! the day after, and I still didn't get the car I was eyeing for a while. The day after that had to be the best day ever. Even better than that brazilian giving me the wink at the barneys the other day. Keep in mind this was 2 days after my bday, but after school i'm getting driven home and to my surprise my car was in the drive way! it went something like this ...

me:dad, mom,...is it really mine?

Dad:I don't know...

mom:don't talk me, i'm still mad from the day before...

ugh I creamed my pants from looking at this in my driveway......

ugh I was pissed off the day before for not getting my car and then I actually do get it?!!? omfg! It's soooooo gorgeous! so pretty! black on black mo'fuckas. I do feel bad for bitching at my parents for not getting the car but oh well. Anyways, well lets end the post with "it is what it is", or should I say "and so it is" like those gorgeous stealing sluts from that new E! show called "Pretty Wild"? whatever, I love my beamer and I look gorgeous driving and that's all that matters right?

Clemence Poesy at Chloe Fall/Winter 2010

2010-03-14T15:14:00.000-07:00

In front row and looking soo damn pretty. ugh, why can't my skin be that fresh faced looking and that clear.

ugh flawless.

Chloe Fall/Winter 2010

2010-03-12T23:29:00.001-08:00

Yay, we finally get to talk about good'ol perisian Chloe and it's same old same old-ness.

First off, I'm not going to hate on this collection cause I honestly have come to terms about it and I actually end up liking it more & more looking at it. There's certain looks that easily make me cream my pants (that velvet suit on Kasia is so cute! oh, my fucking god, that leather plus mens shirt look on Natasha is fierce as hell). Sure, most of it looks like the same shizz she's been showing for like 3 seasons in a row but oh I can't drink the hatorade and hate on my girl Hannah MacGibbon. There's definite looks I want and that overall makes me like this collection a lot. It's not anything new and it's definitely not the best collection of the season, but I'm liking it more & more. The only thing I will bitch about is the color palette. I mean browns and beiges? damn fucking browns & beiges? shit, I'm probably pooping browns & beiges from seeing it 3 seasons in a row. browns & beiges? browns & beiges? ok i've said it enough, it's probably out of my system. I will admit that I'm SO in love with the makeup & hair. That jet set 70's american glamorama hair looks so gorgeous. When you get to Natasha Poly below, just admire that damn Russian's beauty. Seriously, they all look so good. Even my man looking gurl Karmen looks good. Even the little hits of western look cute. Anyways, enough verbal diarrhea, here are my favorite looks:

ooooh Raquel is back. ugh this outfit is so 70's, ugh I love it.

this look is a bit Celine, no? whatever

This one's a bit simple but it's still cute and chic...

ugh Liu Wen is SO fierce. I'm loving the belted jacket.

Were wearing this one to the offices...mkay? Imagine me stepping into my job's kitchen to drink coffee while wearing these leather pants and bow top? WERQ!

Ehh the knits were kinda alright.

ugh this fur coat has my name written all over it.

Who cares about the dress, it's nice, but Siri looks GORGEOUS!

ooh this look is so me. I think the fringes on the side of shorts give it a little more interest. Plus, the whole outfit looks chic.

Take away the coat & those nasty ass cowboy boots and i'd wear it in a heartbeat. maybe.

oooh Freja looks gorgeous. loving this whole look.

loving this one as well...

oooh i'd so wear this one..so cute and chic but cozy...

those damn snow boots! those damn snow boots y'all! snow boots at Chloe? ay dios mio. ugh i'll take the blouse and fur...obviously the fur...

ugh full on leather on leather in all black. one of my top five fave looks...NEED...

love the little bow on the neck. so cute and chic.

omfg this look right here is SO me. one of my top faves. So gorgeous. Velvet & denim never looked so good.

oooh Lisanne looks so chic. I'm really loving this look a lot too. prefessional while looking chic, no? Oh who am I kidding, I'd wear this out on the streets.

ugh this look right here with that damn leather skirt is so the hotness. probably my favorite look of all. gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous...

yay my newest favorite bitch in the whole wide world Anabela was here! that coat is gorgeous!

ugh look how tall Freja looks! gorgeous...

as for accessories, they're all so stale like the bag of cheetoh chips I have on top of my refigerator that I eat when I feel fat and lonely. The only bags/clutches I'd "atleast" give a rim job for would be these...

And the award for the nastiest show on the runway goes to the yeehaw giddy-up cowboy boots at the show:

Those cowboy boots are horrendous, HORRENDOUS I tell you! oh and

ps. Fuck what I said about those snow boots, I NEED them. Send my mexican ass all the way to mount kilimanjaro or however you spell it (or bigbear is fine) with a hot buff athletic son of a bitch and were good to. Skiing in Chloe? loves it.

Anyways, just because I love Natasha's & Kasia's looks, I'll give you a pass Hannah. Seriously, she better step up her game next season or then i'll start yanking my hair like some girl does in one math class mkay. Overall, i'm giving it a 7/10. It's really good, but not best. The best description would be repetitive but enough rambling let's get to the another collection. Should we do Vuitton next?

Dolce & Gabbana Fall/Winter 2010

2010-03-07T21:06:00.001-08:00

same old same old from Dolce this season. You know, I actually like this collection. It's not fashion forward and it's not pushing any boundaries but I can recognize a beautiful collection when I see it. It's the second time Stefano & Domenico go back to their italian roots and I don't blame them. Every outfit was chic and impeccable from head to toe and the all the girls looked so elegant, chic, and sexy. I love how sexy but sophisticated those jackets plus the pantless looks were while those satin, floral, and velvet dresses were incredible chic. Plus, the coats and the little cute outfits with the skirts and jackets were just fabulous. And the use of the lace and polka dots was just spot on. Here are my favorite looks I'd wear if my papi chulo had thousands to spare and with my gurl Natasha opening:

and ofcourse the now oh so quintessential Dolce finale with all the girls working those hips all together...

Gorgeous. Hopefully, they'll step out of the box next season.

What Would I Wear Today: Dell'Acqua, Chanel, & Burberry

2010-03-01T19:46:00.000-08:00

I think I'm going to post an outfit I'd wear during every hour just because my birthday is next monday (Kelvin if you're reading this...a nice shirt from h&m will do. Or maybe even a dildo. Yes, i'm that desperate gurl) For this outfit, were doing: N21 Alessandro Dell'Acqua Fall/Winter 2010 look + Burberry Prorsum Fall/Winter 2010 clutch + Chanel Spring/Summer 2009 cuff. All I gotta say is gorgeous.

ugh I'd so suck some old man's dick just for those shoes. Yes, they're that worthy.

Anabela Opened Jil Sander! YES!

2010-02-28T21:42:00.000-08:00

You know...big ass Doutzen Kroes and sweet faced Miranda Kerr were at Prada and Anabela wasn't!!! Who needs Prada when you can open Jil Sander..right Anabela?!!? ugh I LOVE you Raf!! My gurl so owned this show

gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous!

btw:don't kill me Miuccia! I'd take rather take Prada over Jil Sander anyways but you just HAD to pull a stunt and do this to Anabela.

N21 Alessandro Dell'Acqua Fall/Winter 2010: I NEED

2010-02-28T02:16:00.000-08:00

omfg I'm in LOVE with this collection and I'm so glad Alessandro Dell'Acqua is back on the fashion week schedule.

Unfortunately, he lost the rights to his name but that didn't stop the man from having his new label go at it and named right after his lucky number (plus it's the day he eats cake too). Considering it's a comeback after skipping last season, I think he did a great effort for his new label. It wasn't anything over the top but it had the right amount of qualities that made this such a stellar collection for me. I'm absolutely in love with the styling. Especially the khaki's paired with those chic poplin blue button up shirts and then paired with such gorgeous shoes that had just the right amount of color to make the whole look lust-worthy. There wasn't necessarily a theme, but it was more about a collection of cool looking day clothes and that's what I loved about it. The styling was spot on and the cast was perfect. Here's my favorite looks:

omfg Kasia opened! YES! I love her dress. I've been khaki lately and I'm loving that it's so minimal.

ugh I love love love this look right here on Iselin. I love that powder blue paired with that cute jacket and then those awesome heels in a shade of rassberry pink.

ugh I'd so wear this one asap too. It's SO me. I'd so pair it with one of those burberry clutches from this season.

oooh this one is so chic & sexy. loves it.

I neeed this leapord coat on Magda...

I love how this is so put together. I need this fur coat and heels....

this one's cute..

oooh I love this! love love love....

This jacket is gorgeous and I love it being paired with such a pretty chiffon dress in pastel blue with ruffles..

this one's so gorgeous...

ugh I love this coat....I'll take this one with the shoes as well...

I loved the use of the violet..

love this...

let's wear this one too......the the office on a casual day?...

Oh i love this....and the use of the feathers...

gorgeous sheer dress...gorgeous....

ugh there's so many things in here that I know would go perfectly with my wardrobe. So glad to have Dell'Acqua back.

ps. my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you but I have to charge..

ugh you gotta love the damn music at Dell'Acqua. I can't wait till the full show video comes out so I can rip that shit and work ma legs down the school hallways

ps. DAMN Kasia owned that shit! and Magda too.

Where's Dr.Drew when you need him, am I right Jourdan?

2010-02-27T20:40:00.000-08:00

Aww poor Jourdan. She just popped a baby J out of her coochie, made her return to the runway last week at the Aquascutum fashion show in London wearing a fabulous trench, and now THIS happens.

"Jourdan Dunn, who gave birth to a son in December, made a return to the catwalk at Aquascutum just five days ago, but news today may affect her schedule for the rest of the season. Jordan Cummings, 20, the father of her son and her longtime boyfriend (they've reportedly been together about five years), was arrested last night and sentenced to 3.5 years jail time for possession of 2 ounces of cocaine with intent to supply. Dunn, who lives with her mom and younger brothers, made no comment, but it's suspected that Cummings's long sentence was due to similar previous convictions. [Sun UK]"

I think this is one of those times gurl when you need to invite Sessilee "i'm on a tv show on BET ya'll" Lopez, Chanel "Eniko, don't play!" Iman, & the quintessential white girl....Karlie? Yeah....invite Karlie, Arlenis "I have a lancome contract hahaha" Sosa (ok actually don't. She looks hella boring and nice), and Eniko so you guys can be amazed by her big boobies, and while you guys all gather together, pop in some fat free popcorn and cry your tears out gurl and gossip like the girls you are. On a serious note, my best wishes are with Jourdan & her baby though.

ps. I think Jourdan's bf needs Dr.Drew, no? HELLO Celebrity rehab! Anybody can go on that damn show, why not him? Shit, if Joey from the real world(my boo) can make it there, then i'm sure Jourdan's baby daddy can go there too...

Burberry Prorsum Fall/Winter 2010: GORGEOUS!

2010-02-24T21:31:00.000-08:00

Now this is what I'm talking about. Christopher Bailey sent out such a luxe yet cool and modern collection for Burberry and I'm lusting over everything. The shoes(my favorites were the buckle shoes with the shearling material inside) had just the right amount of factors to make it such an "it"shoe of the season and the outerwear was probably the 'crem de la crem" of the whole collection. It was military while not literally looking military and it was somewhat sexy with those thigh highs. It was also somewhat aviator-ish. I thought it was cool with how everything was styled and how every look was composed of collectible pieces that I'm sure I'm not the only one that wants to own a single piece and place it right into their own closets. Plus, the use of color was great with shots of mustard yellow & electric blue that didn't make the color palette of olive green & navy blue not boring at all. If I owned one any of those jackets right now, I would easily pair it with a grey t-shirt with one of the shearing jackets and some jeans paired with the buckle boots with a little touch of gold bling in the form of a bracelet and I'd look like the hottest bitch around town ya'll. I'm loving every little thing about this collection. Here's yours truly's favorite looks:

ugh I love those fantastic shearling jackets while being paired with these pretty chiffon dresses and then having those fantastic thigh highs. Love this look a lot.

I love this one as well from head to toe. It's so me.

I NEED this jacket...

this one's cute...

ugh I'll take this damn jacket and the bag...

I love the styling of this look. The dress looks cute and that shearling jacket needs to me mine asap.

I also love that many looks look so put together and look so chic while remaining interesting. Lalalalove this one on frida..

Love everything here....the python thigh highs..the big ass shearling coat...the cardi under it..

ooh this look is kinda sexy. Atleast bloodsucking Ranya looks damn good. I love that damn cropped jacket and the whole styling and that damn gorgeous mustard bag...dear lord I NEED this whole damn look..

This one's a bit Prada fall/winter 2009, no? Anyways, I'll take the jacket. Perfect for the rainy cold weather here in cali..

omfg I love this mustard yellow cropped jacket. I NEED it. Love the styling here...

I love the navy pieces being paired with the thigh highs.

omg I love this one on Rasa a lot. I'd wear this one asap.

I'd wear this look on Freja all together asap too. love love love!

love this electric blue coat..

ugh I neeeeeeeeeed this whole look on Abbey.....i love the jacket...

this coat is nice...

i neeeeeeeed this damn fur coat. neeeeed....

oooooh loves this pony skin coat on Sara...

loves the styling...

everything is so chic here....

love this cardi....

love this lace jacket...well everything about this whole look...

ooh i love this a lot and it looks soo fab with those booties...

neeeeed.......

oh I love this!...

ugh gorgeous gorgreous...

this one looks so chic and effortless...

ugh *swoons*...

i'll take this jacket....

love love love this jacket on frida...

I'll this whole look....

ugh this jacket looks fucking amazing...

oh my my! the damn coat...

Don't even get me started on the shoes. I'm absolutely salivating over those thigh highs..

but my favorite shoes were the buckle knee highs. ugh GORGEOUS

I loved the bootie version as well. I swear, those are hot!

As for bags, the only one's that caught my eyes were the studded clutches. They're perfect for covering my goodies while going to the clubs.

Overall, GORGEOUS collection by Burberry. Definitely one of my favorites. One of my highlights of the season.

Kristen Stewart at The Burberry Prorsum Show: Did You Get Lost?

2010-02-24T19:13:00.000-08:00

I'm totally calm and head over heels about the damn Olsen sitting at the front row & I'm able to control myself from vomiting all over my keyboard seeing Kate "man" Hudson but seeing that damn pale gurl all the way to the right is definitely the eyesore. Why the fuck is she there? THE FUCK...

no no no no no no no no.....ugh just stop it!

Mama Jourdan is BACK

2010-02-23T18:40:00.000-08:00

Omfg...where the fuck have I been at? I haven't really been paying attention to the London shows but.....lookie who's back on the runways? Miss Jourdan Dunn at Aquascutum! Dang gurl, your face looks puffy but other than that you look gorgeous.

I love her new hair as well. Apparently she has a showcard for Paris (Gaultier?!?!) so I can't wait to see her there.

Let's get inspired...

2010-02-23T18:07:00.000-08:00

I haven't looked my best these couple of weeks (ok, months so fuck off) but I think we all could lose a couple of pounds..amiright?! Our thinspo bitch of the day is none other than Alexa "too skinny" Chung! how you doin gurl!

We all NEEDED that. there. fine.

Valentino Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2010: Pretty In Pastels & Neons

2010-02-17T22:26:00.001-08:00

Late, as always, but I'm probably in the minority in absolutely loving this collection. Very, very, beautiful.

All those pastels and neons with the ruffles and sheers created such a beautiful collection. I know everyone is hating it because "it's not very Valentino" but honestly...who cares?!?! I mean, they're new designers and obviously they're not Mr.Valentino so it's not what it's going to be. It's a fresh of breath air into the brand and I think it's quite beautiful. I sure miss the typical Valentino, but I'm floored by the new designers and their attemps at pushing youth and such creativity into such a powerful brand. Imo, I think they're doing a terrific job. What I love about this collection is that it's so different than what I'm used to seeing at Valentino and it's very youthful. It's very colorful, fun, young, and has an energetic touch to it. I'm in love with everything and it's all so me. Seriously, this collection & Chanel are my faves for the couture season. I SO wanna wear everything. Everything looks so fun & cool. Well...to me personally. Anyways, let's go on with my favorite looks:

I'm so glad Jac opened. She's such a fierce bitch and she's only 16! UGH! I LOVE her dress. I'm loving the use of neon throughout the whole collection. Just mo'fucking beautiful!

ooh this one oh Hanne is SO pretty! love the coral pink.

I actually think this one's really cool and fun...

ugh this dress on Kasia is gorgeous! tdf!

I NEED this jacket on Elsa. Beautiful. This one's my favorite look. That jacket seriously needs to be in every couture editorial.

ugh this one on Sigrid is so pretty!

love the jacket...

Ugh this jacket is to die for....

oooh cute party dress...

oh I love this whole look in all. Gorgeous party dress. I love the sheer metallic leggings/pants. ugh I need everything in this look...

ooh great jacket..

cute dress...

ugh this dress is so pretty! Reminds me somewhat of the SS10 collection though...

The details on this coat on Shu Pei are fabulous!

love the dress....

omfg, Gorgous!...

oooh this one seems fun...

I'd wear it all...period...

omfg I'd SO wear this one on Chanel Iman too...

Well hey there Alice Dellal! Love the dress....The dress is so sexy yet motherfucking gorgeous...

ooh perfect amount of beading on this one...

Need the jacket & pants....

love love love...

omfg, I want a wig with long brown hair & bangs and this dress with gold accessories to wear t the oscars! I LOVE this dress. The brown tiers with the hits of neon yellow...ugh beautiful!

ugh this one is so fabulous. Neon yellow is definitely my favorite color of the moment.

I really wish I could see the clothes in person or atleast try it on with music playing in the background so i sashay away. Well, since we can't, we have detail shots. The draping with different colors is beautiful.

ugh I LOVE that jacket on Elsa. I neeeeeeeeeeed it!

I love the shoes as well.

ugh these are so pretty...

I love the accessories. Especially these two cuffs:

One of my top collections of the couture season, no doubt. I want everything! Haters to the left ya'll mkay. I love what that duo is doing at Valentino and it's such a breath of fresh air. Cheers to them and hoping for them to not disappoint me for their upcoming fall/winter 2010 collection.

Valentine's Day was....

2010-02-17T22:25:00.000-08:00

horrible. Worst Valentine's day EVER! ugh....I mean all I had was one of the gurls stop over my casa and drop off some cookies for my face to devour and then we went to the movies to watch "Valentine's Day". We get there but then we end up at fucking In N Out and then gave a couple of burgers the best blowjobs they've ever had. After that, we had to pick up my friend's sister but on our way off to get her we went to Mcdonalds to get those umm...you know..those $1.00 chicken sandwiches? Yeah....well I only got 4 but omfg I so didn't get full from that In N Out so I just had to get me some Mcdonald's. After that, we picked up the slut's sister and went to their casa and just "chilled" there. "Chilled" basically means we had more food (cookies) and watched Celebrity Rehab with ma boo Dr.Drew. After that, it was getting late on the day of love so I got dropped off at home and had 2 FUCKING TAMALES and from there went asleep like the little angel I am. I'm never EVER binging that badly again. Mkay.

Proenza Schouler Live

2010-02-17T17:11:00.000-08:00

Thank god church finished early(don't ask, my lovely mother forced me to get that nasty ash thing on my forehead) but I made it in time to catch the Proenza Fall/Winter 2010 fashion live on the net.

lucky me.

Fashion For Relief Haiti

2010-02-14T02:12:00.001-08:00

Remember that episode of Sex & The City when Carrie agrees to do a charity fashion show for Margaret Cho and ends up wearing some dolce sequined panties?

Well in this case, Naomi "I'll knock yo ass out" Campbell decided to do something similar for Haiti. Omfg, shit If only I had a dollar for yelling out what dress or blah was from what designer or which model is which I'd SO be a million dollar bitch.

Oh, and remember that little part in that Sex & The City episode where Carrie fall flat on her face and cringes? Yeah.........well umm that same shit happened to 27 year old(DAMN she's 27 already?!?!) Agyness Deyn.. I'm sorry, but....haha....

Don't you just love how big lips Lindsey Wixson just cracks up and up and up!?...

Yay for charity fashion shows!