Chanel Paris/Shanghai Pre-Fall 2010=Perfection

Chanel Paris/Shanghai baby. It's all about the motherfucking luxury isn't it? I don't know if I was having a mind trip at the moment but I was so dissapointed at first but then I came to the conclusion that I incredibly LOVE this collection. Somebody hand me one of the leather pant looks asap! This Chanel collection is pure love!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE the setting. I swear having the collection shown on the Huangpu River with the skyline in the back is just gorge. Modern anyone? The great wall of china would've been soo....Fendi SS08 anyone? Better safe then sorry and the setting gives such an incredible presence within the collection. On the safe side of the spectrum, I find the setting and view to give the epitome of what China is today. Oh so modern.

Loves how the models just come out of the entrance with full on lights. Work.

Now to my favorite part....the collection. Instead of yawning over the resort collection, I'll salivate over this one thank you very much. I still don't get why Abbey keeps opening shows. I mean the bitch is far from Chanel. Now isn't Elsa's outfit the hotness? So gorge! I'd wear it in a heartbeat.

ooh love the suit on Anja. Chic, ofcourse. I love the thigh highs as well.

Karl, mail me this coat...stat! I need the boots as well. And the overload of necklaces is delish.

Give me this coat below instead. It's so me. and the boots. and the green clutch. oh gawd.

This coat is cute. Love the yellow boots more.

oh my god this suit was so sparkly and pretty while watching it in video. Need.

This one's cute. Alrighty.

Work Jessica Stam, Work.

Call me tacky but I love this look. Gorge. I'd wear the pieces seperately though. Nothing like wearing jeans with satin red thigh highs. Oh and I'd remove the gloves.

Karl really nailed it. Especially the leather pieces with the camellias carved into the leather. Ugh give me Denisa's jacket puhlease. Love the necklace too.

ooh I love the suit. Love the tweed color and love the necklace. Cute.

I neeeeed Vlada's outfit like....right now. I'd so wear this in a heartbeat.

LOVE this one as well. I need all the looks with the leather pants like....right now. right now, right now, and right now. Can you say utterly flawless. Can you say they're so me!

ugh....I have no words. So gorgeous.

I need this one below stat! I wanna wear this so badly. Shit, I'll even take it to the mall just to show off. Gorgeous.

This ones pretty too. Love everything about this look.

Ugh, this ones bananas as well. I'm literally dying from flawless overload. I'm like dying. I need this jacket below. Oh and the jewelry as well.

This dress on Freja is cute. I'd wear it out to lunch.

Love the top. Love the earings. I'd wear this to like a business meeting.

Oh I'd wear this one out on sex craving sundays out on rodeo drive to get my self my own richard gere. haha. Katie Fogarty is so working it. Bitch is killing it with this yellow knit dress. Gorgeous. Love the boots too.

Love the color combination in this look. Ugh I need those open toe shoes.

Oh the gorgeous red. You can't do a Chinese inspired collection without the red duh! Sparkle sparkle sparkle baby! Love it!

I wanna wear this too...

Favorite dress out of the whole collection right here ya'll. Send me to the motherfucking Grammy's in this right here right now Karl.

OH.....love this.

Love the blouse. Love the jacket. need, love, want.

Sequins, leather, and Chanel? I love it. ugh....I wanna wear it SO bad.

oooh love the coat! Sparkles so much.

Cozy chic, right Vlada? loves it.

This is another of my favorite looks. Army inspirations never looked oh so satisfying. I love everything about this look. ugh fuck me, Billionaire preferably.

Blue, black, gold.....puhlease switch bodies with me Elsa. Homegurl i need your look.

LOVE...

This one's pretty. I was a little dissapointed with the dresses overall.

So gorge.....

Pretty dress blah blah...

It's sheer. What's not to love? Who cares, I love it. The dress is so making me cream my pants.

ugh....I just died Anja. Just died.

Abbey's dress is my favorite evening dress. Oh the details. Superb.

Well there you have it. I'm giving Karl a 9/10 for this one? What do you think? Imo, It's chic while at the same time having some sort of street feel about it. I definately want me some pair of the camellia carved leather pants with a couple jackets and blouses. So salivating over this.

Rodarte for Target-The damn dresses! The motherfucking dresses!

Never say never. I SO wanna own one of those Rodarte for Target dresses but I know I'd never wear them to anything. So...never say never? I mean I could layer them ala Lagerfeld style with pants or just fucking wear them, ball's out, get called a tranny like a million times more than usual, and look fucking pretty cause well...they're pretty. Aren't they gorgeous? I want the blue and khaki one so bad.

Imo, they seem like the only thing closest to what Rodarte stand for. I mean when I think of Rodarte, I think of incredibly dream like dresses and creative and cool knits. 

Seriously, I would've loved some knits in here. I mean there's leopard prints and denim...wtf. So not Rodarte. I was deeply wishing for knits but I guess I'll take with what I can get my hands on. Shit, but I really want the dresses. Club days or sister's wedding party occasions for the dresses? haha. I don't give a fuck, I'm trying them on. Gorge, Gorge, Gorge.

Chanel Paris/Shanghai Movie

Teabagging? Sharing jackets? Choo choo trains? and Heidi Mount looking like a drag queen? Yup, it's all Chanel Paris/Shanghai baby.

oh the gawd....the acting is SO funny. There's bits and bits of here and there where I just started laughing for no reason. I mean seriously...Baptiste? Somebody puhlease slap the damn man where he thinks he sees a ghost. Is the motherfucker on crack? Anyways heres part one...

teabagging? Who knew last weeks school topic during lunch between me and my girlfriends would make a cameo here. Everybody loves teabagging...and Chanel. Don't you?

omfg tea. tea tea tea tea tea. For the love of tea, who the fuck let's some random gauky women inside their home.

Awww please give Freja more femine roles in fashion/movies/in life. The bitch looks soo pretty without the butch look. 

And my favorite quote of all......

so true. So damn true. Even dirty rats like muah can wear Chanel and look like a million bucks. It's truly magical. Anyways...

oooh does Anna Sui make a cameo?

hahaha. Gawd damn Heidi and her chola eye brows. She does look pretty though.

Part 2......

Edita is soooo flawless. Pure perfection. If I were to ever dye, I wanna be reborn into thin stick european that looks exactly like Edita. 

oooh and Edita is a bitch. Girl just trash talked Heid...

And well....Frejas asian. Enough said.

Well that definately brought out the LOLs. Can their pretty be a part two? With Vivianne Orth being a fisher and Suvi Koponen being a bike rider while Edita is playing Coco Chanel again and accidently finds pearls in some disgusting river and accidently flashing her panties to dirty construction workers working near by?

oh.....and teabagging anyone? hahaha.

PNAU-With You Forever

I wanna chance

Considering that I'm changing

Wanna love you more

More than day

OMFG love love love love this song. You know when you're being such a bitch and can't stop listening to a particular song? Well this song is it for me. Fucking loves it. I mean it's not satisfying my love of say a sheer jil sander dress but whatever, loves it. Can I get a amen? It's like Empire of the Sun before they were Empire of the Sun. Get me gurl?

Umm I wanna chance considering that i'm changing! ugh.

Rest In Peace Daul Kim

I haven't blogged in pretty much a while but first things first: I have to blog my feelings towards Daul Kim's suicide. I'm still in complete shock from this. Looking around online on my phone in class and then finding the news out, with my jaw dropping and gasping in front of a lecture, wasn't what I'd be expecting . It's very unfortunate that such a beautiful person, inside and out, had to pass this way. I still can't believe it. So So sad.

You'd think she had it all considering all the fame and money modeling brings you but i guess that wasn't the case with Daul. Seems like she was struggling with far more difficult problems that I nor you could distinguish and relate to. She seemed so happy though. She seemed like such a sweet, unique, cool girl with a fantastic personality and with such a beautiful soul. I mean just looking at this picture you'd think she was living life.

It's very unfortunate because this could've been prevented. It really could've. I'm saddened that no one was there for her and that she couldn't find happiness. and what surprises me is that the signs of suicide had all been there for what..3 years on her blog and yet no one helped her? But lets not get all depressing on this post and let's rather enjoy how incredible she was as a model and as a human being. Take for example the latest Chanel Coco Cocoon videos/campaign she did for Chanel. It's so raw but it captures Daul in such a positive way. Happiness is what comes to mind when seeing these videos and shows the epitome of how great of a person Daul really was.

It's unfortunate because I read that she was Karl's newest muse. She was already big, but it seemed like there was soo much more destined for her. This wasn't her fate. Well rest in peace Daul. You'll never be forgotten. An incredible and talented model, loved by yours truly, and such an incredible person like no other. 

R.I.P.

Preen Spring/Summer 2010

love love love love love love love this fucking collection!

I swear Preen is definately one of the only shows I look forward to in New York. It's overall such a beautiful, romantic, and feminine collection with such delicate and gorgeous details. The ruffle pieces are to die for and the dresses are just must haves. 

i'm soooo loving this dress on Kasia.

ugh love this look on Anabela. To die for.

I'm also loving the metallic pants in the collection. Very club, no?

ugh I love this dress on Karmen as well. Frills and thrills never looked so good.

Damn, Dorothea looks fierce here..

I can't make my mind up about the strong shouldered blouse on Olga. Fierce and edgy or just football tackle suit?

oh god this dress on Magdalena is stunning. Gorge print.

love this look...

The details in this collection are really intriguing. Love the collar of this blouse and ruffled skirt.

Tumor dress much? oh whatever, love it.

love love love...

Fucking cock slap me if you want but i love this look on Kim. So chic.

ugh love this dress on Kasia. They sure gave her some of the best looks in this collection.

So loving the looks with the metallic pants.

ehh this look is whatever..

omfg love this as well...

Love the use of the pink here..

ugh need this look as well..

shiiittt.....a pink dress? love!

ugh i NEEED this pink jumpsuit too!

I wanna love this dress but i hate the chest area of it. I mean it looks like Magda's boobs are saggy and sticking out.

The sequined dresses at the end were whatever.

Soooo many things i wanna wear from this collection. It's definately not topping Fall/Winter 2009, which i absolutely loved, but this collection was in the right direction. It's romantic, sexy, chic, and sophisticated. Obviously, one of my fave collections of the season.

Natasha Poly at Alexander Wang's party for interior designer Ryan Korban

Ugh being a 16 year old while trying to maintain a blog is a harder task that what it seems to be. I haven't blogged in a while but whatever i had to release my thoughts about this. OMFG have you seen Natasha at Alexander Wang's part for interior designer Ryan Korban? All I gotta say is bitch is flawless. I mean really....nobody, and i mean NOBODY, looks this good and effortless. It's definately a gift.

ugh I SOOOO wanna be Natasha Poly when I die. FLAWLESS.

Somebody send my ass to Harvey Grammer School to get fucked!

I don't know about you, but I'd do anything to have a hot teacher demand a hot steamy blowjob session from me in return for a big ol fat A on my report card. I just read this article in "The Sun" and well...how the fuck do i get my skinny brown ass into the Harvey Grammer School in Folkstone, Kent just to see this bitch blow my ass. Why oh why aren't there teachers like this at my school??!?! There's nothing like a scandal that consists of a porn industry-related guy that works at a school. Am I right? Soooo hot...

turns out a bunch of closeted folks over there found photos of him masturbating and doing blah blah blah nude pictures and later fired him for his "not so safe for work" past. I say hand those damn pictures over ya'll. Actually no, the question is...how the fuck did they find these photos of him? I'm betting it was some fat fagot student over there cumming all over the internets and bam wham bam found the photos on some website like hotjocks.com. or maybe it was some high authority there like the principal who found them while trying to find his next solo session online. oh well.

Well wouldn't you want THIS right here to be your teacher? All my teachers are bull dykes and old pedophiles and fat virgins....wait except this one I had over the summer but I mean he's hot hot but not like "fuck me right here, right now and cum all over my ass bitch!".  

ugh whatever, all i know is that i'm getting a bucket of friend chicken and sending my ass over there to Folkstone. I need a dose of faggotry red necks and dirty raunchy teachers to fuck my ass. Laters bitch.

From Project Runway to California! and does Tony and Homecoming football games go together?

Well look at who made a pit stop at a mall here in sunny Cali! no NOT Michael Kors(i wish, we'd talk about how fabulous those plastic dresses looked hot in his spring collection), but one of the contestants from Project Runway. Ladies and Gays, Laura Bennet or whatever her name is. omfg Laure Bennet is soooooooooo thinspirational!

They were doing this whole big event at the mall about stylists and designers and all. PERFECT timing with the opening of the Betsey Johnson store like literally 2 feet away. Any who, celebrity stylists as well as Laura from project runway and this makeup artist, who happened to have worked with Crawford and Naomi, were all there. It was really dissapointing overall. I mean the event was lovely, but there was practically NO ONE in the crowd enjoying this wonderful free event. I mean what...atleast 7 people there including me and my fag hag. Laura was really nice though..she chatted with me and my friend and this other woman there who supposedly was a model back in her day and had modeled for Betsey Johnson in her prime days. oh and there were these 2 old farts sitting right next to me mentioning shit load of verbal diarrhea about project runway and blah blah. Homegurls could've SO used that free stylists thing happening there cause all they had were big t-shirts and well the fugliest sweatpants ever. Anways, after chatting with Laura, my friend was asked by this lady to be one of the makeup models to be on stage. It was VERY entertaining to hear she had worked with the fabulous Naomi Campbell and Cindy Crawford. She gave my friend this really chic and but effortless makeover...

It was really flawless. It was basically one of those "less is more" makeup tips which was perfectly executed on my friend who happens to have a alcoholic and drug problem causing her to have bags under her eyes. ROFL just kidding. After that, we were waiting outside the mall for our rides. We later started talking to this guy sitting on the same bench who unexpectedly worked at "The Gap" in the mall. Now the thing is, i applied at "The Gap" and there's this really hot guy working there. Plus I'm pretty sure I've seen a couple of queers ala me working there. well while chatting and to my surprise, he told me how there's a shitload of gays working at "The Gap"! OMFG, imagine me working there? FULL GOSSIP GALORE! plus, apparently all the workers think that the guy I think is hot is "closeted". ugh, someone cock slap the hiring manager there and tell him to add me and i'll suck his hairy cock for in return a sales associate position that consists of folding scarves and saying "hi" to every bitch that enters the store. After leaving, I went to my school's homecoming game just for shits and giggle. I mean i'm not a big whore when it comes to football, but when there's boys and social values to follow, then yes why not ahah. Now spot the fag por favor....

omfg Lagerfeld's bitch Baptiste Giabiconi called me and he SO wants his hair back. ugh i'm never ever ever ever infinity ever pushing my hair back. It looks soo....disgusting? eww? geez why oh why can't I have such soft gorgeous wavy-esque hair? It's those damn genes from parents. FUCK. whatever. Overall it was a great night.

BCBG Max Azria Spring/Summer 2010

Stunning youthful colllection from BCBG Max Azria. I'm soo dissapointed with the casting though. I mean seriously basically all new girls? Hopefully it's for fashion purposes and not some excuse for "budget cuts" in the casting area. A bit Herve Leger in some parts but whatever, it's not a bad thing. A bit depressing it's all cocktail wear and no day wear but the dresses are gorgeous. The prints and colors are totally perfect. If I could, i'd wear this in a heartbeat.

LOVE this dress.

ugh the bold neon yellow dress is gorge.

love this one as well.

forget THAT coral one, this one's hotter.

ugh those prints are really cool

love love LOVE this blue dress on Katie

love...

this ones nice..

herve leger much? whatever, it's executed gorgeously..

this ones great...

ugh LOVE this coral sheer one..

ugh where's a fucking vagina when you need one. Give me fake flat tits and a vagina and i'd sooo wear this clubbing. 

Those prints are seriously love!

this one's a bit Alexander Wang no?

love the green one....

White is definately the color of the season. This dress is perfect.

neeed this one as well.

ok forget that white dress above, this one is soooo much better. That draping is just perfect.

The finale gown is so simple yet so gorgeous.

I'm absolutely head over heels for this collection. Stunning dresses with stunning prints and cuts. What else could you ask for? Shit, it's times like these I wish i was a 5ft 10 model with a flat chest and a hot thin figure to soo wear these dresses to all the parties and events.

Natasha Poly and her Dolce and Gabbana S/S09 bag

oh my god. Her Dolce and Gabbana Spring/Summer 2010 bag is fucking amazing! fucking gorge! the sequins, the tshirt, the boots, the leather vest, the headband, the hair, the colored lips. The girl definately has style. no doubt.

Impeccable style to say. I always look at models for thinspiration, skincare, gossip and etc but i really love looking at her street style. Natasha has to be in my top 10 of great street styles. I mean seriously...i've seen countless of photos of her and the bitch can really put a great outfit. Cute, chic, effortless, and perfect. Similar bag featured on the runway...

She seriously is working that bag to the fullest.  ugh fucking impeccable. 

Viva Natasha forever. Now this is reason numero 809238109 why i love Natasha. We could all use her wardrobe no?

Blah blah weight issues, what about Bruna Tenorio?

While everyone's bitching and stirring trouble about the whole photoshopping/weight scandal at the Ralph Lauren headquarters involving Filippa Hamilton being fired and not being able to fit into the sample sizes, there's also happens to be great news involving the brand. So i'm on The Fashion Spot and guess which brazilian just got casted for the SS10 Ralph Lauren campaign? Bruna, gurl, your time has come!

Can you say SOOOOO UNDERRATED and sooo deserves it! Besides her, Izabel Goulart is in them aswell(wait is she brazilian too?!!?) and both will be fronting with Valentina. yay. Now as long as Eniko doesn't get anything then my whole ad campaign season can be fully complete.

Olivia Palermo is the hotness

ugh Olivia Polermo is soooooo fucking fierce. I'll later do a long post on how i love her style but this will do for now. So what does a socialite do when there's bunch of countless middle aged papparazzi men trying to photograph you? You fucking work it and pose!

ps. Whitney is SOOOO boring. Fucking cut her off of the show. Actually no. Better yet, give Olivia her own show. That bitch just reaks drama and great outfits.

Aquiliano.Rimondi Spring/Summer 2010

oh ma gawd, you know i'm not the biggest fag that lusts over every Aquilano collection but i think this could possibly be my fave collection from them. Didn't really pay attention to last fall, loved the tribal ss09 one, love love their work for Gianfranco Ferre, and possibly loving this for casting my favorite thinspirational diva bitch Snejana Onopka, but you know what?!?! There's countless of things i'm lusting over in this collection.

omfg loving the slight military-esque reference in them. Plus the details would look delish up in person. ugh what's the world gone too? i mean sure i do love my models looking manly once in a while, but does Iris Strubegger have to literally open every show? even this one? ugh. Somebody either slap the head honcho at her agency cause this needs to stop. omfg LOVE the second dress! All that metallic needs a fucking spotlight!

forget the first look on Sara, the second one is ugh incredible. All that detail is fucking amazing.

Nice dress on Yulia, but i'd rather have the second one. Forsure. The first one is a bit too...what's the word...boring but pretty?

Love the golds used in this collection. I'd soo wear Vlada's jacket with black jeans tho.

omfg the second one.....tdf!

Gorgeous short dresses....

omfg i NEEEED these two!

love Hanne's dress.

oooh Snejana was here. Absolutely in love with her look. Probably my fave look out of the collection besides the coat dresses.

love love love love...

Absolutely stunning collection. The metallics, the dresses, the details, loves in all. Give me those latest mcqueen heels with a dash of pieces from here and were good to go.

Fendi Spring/Summer 2010

Fendi Fendi Fendi Fendi Fendi Fendi....hmmm....shocking? lackluster? Is this really Fendi?

I haven't made my complete opinion on Karl's italian side for Fendi but it's way wearable compared to past seasons no? I mean it's relaxed, romantic, easy, and straightforward. I mean the clothes were soo wearable compared to past seasons but still very gorgeous and amazing cause well it's Fendi duh. LOVE the use of the sheer. Shit, Karl does wonders when it comes to sheer. I'm liking it. Seems like a safe collection but whatever, homegurl better fucking use his meds to good use when it comes to Chanel and his own line.

Abbey Lee opened but whatever. Everybody knows Anja should've opened. ooooh loves loves her white dress.

love how put together this look is yet the bra exposure never looked oh so chic

oooh cute dress.

love the sheer...

gorgeous...omfg this bitch has some nice legs. ugh.

oooooh la la love...

love this one too...

love this....

cute...

cute...

omfg my girl Charlotte has been on fire this season!

love this look too. omfg somebody make me and Aminata switch bodies. Look at those long legs!

sheerness is the hotness...

Well hello there slutty Ranya. Gosh, the sheer pieces are hot.

omfg love love love..

Is this fur? feathers? whatever, i need it.

Love the details on the front of this dress..

Perfect cocktail dress.

i swear those sheer gowns are fucking GORGEOUS! trimspa baby, i need you for one of these dresses.

Actually forget the one above, i'll take this one instead.

The last look is soo stunning...

loved the spiked bracelets..

I think the main key pieces of the collection are the Dresses/Gowns but if i was Donald Trump's favorite escort, i'd go ahead and go straight for the shoes. The gowns plus the shoes are the best thing of the show. No doubt.

Oh comfort before fashion my ass, It's all about the look. Heck, the taller the closer to the mighty god. Remember Jesus loves you. Including fucking faggots that parade around the streets in sequins like me and you. Oh the clutches are to die for. Sure they look like those pencil cases i took to elementary school to hold my colorful gel pens but whatever, it's Fendi, it's bedazzled with spikes, and they're chic. Got it?

Btw i just realized something when looking at Stam's bag.

It has her initials and if i remember correctly i think the other bags had also the other model's initials on them.

My point is since they have their initials on them do they get to keep them? Or do they pull a chanel iman and rob those motherfuckers? Quick guess...I'm pretty sure they keep them? I mean it's not like Silvia Fendi is gonna keep Stam's bag with those initials...wtf this rant is soooo over.

I seriously home papi Karl doesn't go lackluster at Chanel. I neeeed drama at Chanel. Pure fucking drama.